Phillip Klopfenstein.
Yardwork is absolutely amazing. Almost as amazing as Jessica Marie Alba. And I'm not being sarcastic, not even a little bit!
Waking up at 7 in the morning and working for 13 hours straight is what I'm all about! I love it! Just like an African American infant!
And to all you devoted fans/haters, Raymond's Last Day is no more. It came time for us to...go away. So now we're all gone and stuff. Same time next year!
However, I am being interviewed for Quizno's tomorrow and that may mean less yardwork...which is good. I'm also planning on seeing the Jessica Alba movie (Fantastic 4) tomorrow if anybody wants to make out with me while Sue Storm isn't pwning anybody. Seriously though, gimme a ring if you wanna be awesome.
Dang it. Little 11 year old band kids to deal with at effin' 8 in the morning. Sweet.
Two jars of gourmet toilet bowl left in the alleyway if a lit cigarette complains to my manager of reeking anus from 30 years of dog that keep maligning Robert. Oh, cut that out ya little cutie.
Robert
Random Jess fact(s): Jessica Alba is 5"6 and weighs 120 pounds...just like me. How tuff is that?! She is 1/2 Mexican, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 French. She has 2 pugs named Sid and Nancy. Her cousin is the legendary Steve Alba ("Salba"), a dang good professional skateboarder. (he might've been in Lords of Dogtown, I never saw it)
Waking up at 7 in the morning and working for 13 hours straight is what I'm all about! I love it! Just like an African American infant!
And to all you devoted fans/haters, Raymond's Last Day is no more. It came time for us to...go away. So now we're all gone and stuff. Same time next year!
However, I am being interviewed for Quizno's tomorrow and that may mean less yardwork...which is good. I'm also planning on seeing the Jessica Alba movie (Fantastic 4) tomorrow if anybody wants to make out with me while Sue Storm isn't pwning anybody. Seriously though, gimme a ring if you wanna be awesome.
Dang it. Little 11 year old band kids to deal with at effin' 8 in the morning. Sweet.
Two jars of gourmet toilet bowl left in the alleyway if a lit cigarette complains to my manager of reeking anus from 30 years of dog that keep maligning Robert. Oh, cut that out ya little cutie.
Robert
Random Jess fact(s): Jessica Alba is 5"6 and weighs 120 pounds...just like me. How tuff is that?! She is 1/2 Mexican, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 French. She has 2 pugs named Sid and Nancy. Her cousin is the legendary Steve Alba ("Salba"), a dang good professional skateboarder. (he might've been in Lords of Dogtown, I never saw it)