Bad day.
Man, today totally sucked in general.
1. I went to get my license this morning and had to get up at gay o' clock in the morning. I get there and find out my crap isn't online even though the retarded lady in guidance said it would be. So then I have to go back to Niceville and get Coach Taylor to fill me out another form and then get ragged on because of course everything is always my fault.
2. I mowed the freaking huge backyard in 3428573908475902 degree weather. Mosquito bite count: 8
3. I come home and have my dad totally go on a really hardcore b***h-fest on me (he even spanked me cuz I said "pissed", how cool is that?) He almost broke my stereo trying to smash in the volume button because he was "trying to turn that crap off". And he took all my decent girl pants away. I sure do love my old man, and I'm not sarcastic at ALL!
4. I also find out even though I'm getting my license tomorrow, I won't be able to take any of my friends anywhere until f***ing Christmas. Awesome.
5. I try to practice baritone, and then I realize I suck. Because I seriously do. I can't play worth s**t. I wanna quit.
6. I filled out an application for Build-A-Bear and I'm supposed to be interviewed Thursday, and then Kim informs me of how much it sucks there. The pay sucks. Sara quit. Stephen Erickson works there. All I got left is Phil and Jason's mom. I'm vibrating with anticipation.
But on the bright side, my mom bought a tape adapter for the car so I can plug my iPod into it. (and so she can listen to CD's now, which is probably the only real reason she got it)
The latest update on the graphs depicting comment level clearly imply that this is most definetely an all-time low. I would ask that you support myself and Ms. Walters in your pathetic efforts to be awesome/comment on our entries.
This is not a copy of Preparation Series for Florida, A complete program to prepare for the Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test, you tongue bashing anus rocker,
Alison Steadman
Post script: Sorry so retarded (this entry). I'm not feeling too saucy.
Here's a random question to make your grandmother guffaw upon.
If Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal started brawling, who would pwn?
1. I went to get my license this morning and had to get up at gay o' clock in the morning. I get there and find out my crap isn't online even though the retarded lady in guidance said it would be. So then I have to go back to Niceville and get Coach Taylor to fill me out another form and then get ragged on because of course everything is always my fault.
2. I mowed the freaking huge backyard in 3428573908475902 degree weather. Mosquito bite count: 8
3. I come home and have my dad totally go on a really hardcore b***h-fest on me (he even spanked me cuz I said "pissed", how cool is that?) He almost broke my stereo trying to smash in the volume button because he was "trying to turn that crap off". And he took all my decent girl pants away. I sure do love my old man, and I'm not sarcastic at ALL!
4. I also find out even though I'm getting my license tomorrow, I won't be able to take any of my friends anywhere until f***ing Christmas. Awesome.
5. I try to practice baritone, and then I realize I suck. Because I seriously do. I can't play worth s**t. I wanna quit.
6. I filled out an application for Build-A-Bear and I'm supposed to be interviewed Thursday, and then Kim informs me of how much it sucks there. The pay sucks. Sara quit. Stephen Erickson works there. All I got left is Phil and Jason's mom. I'm vibrating with anticipation.
But on the bright side, my mom bought a tape adapter for the car so I can plug my iPod into it. (and so she can listen to CD's now, which is probably the only real reason she got it)
The latest update on the graphs depicting comment level clearly imply that this is most definetely an all-time low. I would ask that you support myself and Ms. Walters in your pathetic efforts to be awesome/comment on our entries.
This is not a copy of Preparation Series for Florida, A complete program to prepare for the Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test, you tongue bashing anus rocker,
Alison Steadman
Post script: Sorry so retarded (this entry). I'm not feeling too saucy.
Here's a random question to make your grandmother guffaw upon.
If Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal started brawling, who would pwn?