[voice post]- 13
So I was outside working in the yard and garden when this unbearable heat hit... I noticed I was getting hotter and hotter, and I was meaning to go inside, but I'm afraid I got heat stroke and passed out on the front porch.
Now I'm awake and all I can think is, "EDWARD YOU DOLT YOU FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN!"
My entire body is beet red and it hurts to move. I tried taking an ice cold shower, but the water was hitting me so hard all I could do was yell. It was not enjoyable in the slightest!
...Captain, would you please get some Aloe Vera from the store? I'm marooned in my bed until I feel like I can move again.
Now I'm awake and all I can think is, "EDWARD YOU DOLT YOU FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN!"
My entire body is beet red and it hurts to move. I tried taking an ice cold shower, but the water was hitting me so hard all I could do was yell. It was not enjoyable in the slightest!
...Captain, would you please get some Aloe Vera from the store? I'm marooned in my bed until I feel like I can move again.