freaking out little girls..and boys...

Sep 18, 2005 11:11

So I was sitting on a couch at some random party in Keene.

I noticed a young girl next to me and initiated conversation. I came to find out she was very drunk, and very much 17 years old. She had this permament smile glued on her face.

After a few moments, I leaned over and gently whispered in her ear.
"I'm on ecstacy"
Then looked her in the eyes and said "shhhhh", leaning back in accomplishment.

Her smile quickly soured, as I realized she would never party with older kids again.

I was proud.

Another instance, i walked into a room with my aviators on. A kid took notice and asked me why I had wore sunglasses inside and began laughing at me. I explained that it was to protect him. Leaning in about 2 inches from his face I lowered my sunglasses to reveal my eyes.

He stood their in shock for literally 15-20 seconds. I then calmy pushed my glasses back up and walked away as he began trying to describe the horror of what he had seen to his friends...
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