[IC] THE CFUD FAQ
Camp Fuck You Die
Frequently Asked Questions
1. Where am I?
- You are at a summer camp possibly located on the northern edge of the American Midwestern.
2. What's that?
- An inter-dimensional space which allows for people to co-exist without the fear of paradoxes and consequence.
3. Why is it called a summer camp if it's open during winter/fall/spring?
- This camp is open all year, therefore the term summer camp is a misnomer. However, people still use it due to habituation.
4. Where are the bathrooms?
- The locations tend to move, but the boys bathrooms are located near the boys cabins and the same goes for the girls.
5. Why are there zombies?
- Unfortunately, there is no plausible explanation for their existence. Feel free to submit your explanations at www.thescienceofdeduction.co.uk
6. Is there cellphone reception out here?
- No. Get a new plan.
7. Does time pass in my world?
- No. The most camp allows for is approximately a week.
8. I want to leave!!!
- You can't. Get used to it.
9. Why can't I leave?
- Possibly due to a secret in your dark and insidious past. If you don't have one, then I'm afraid you better keep looking.
---Sherlock Holmes
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