damn cop didnt have anything better to do...
well, my best friend travis came over and i sneaked out of the house to go longboarding. i know it sounds kinda cheesy because all the kids that sneak out of the house sneak out to do drugs, party, and have unprotected sex while drunk and trippin on acid. but not me, i sneak out to burn a few calories on an amazing invention that was made by...whoever invented it. but, we go out, and we go to basha's which is a grocery store, and we get there but they had closed. but luckily travis works there, so we went in a got a drink of water. so we leave, and he suggests that we go see his room because he just painted it. so we leave the grocery store. and we cross the street, in the crosswalk (he lives across the street from where he works), so im about mid way into the crosswalk and i drop my board give it a little push so its going by itself, and i jump on. so we get to the other side of the street, and this cop pulls us over as soon as we cross the street! i was like, are you effin kidding me?!?!?! he gets out, and gives us this whole long lecture of why kids like us get "shmucked" all over cars. so at this point we still dont know why we got stopped, but he finally says why, he says, "you see the walk sign?? thats the cross wask right there, you are supposed to stay in it, and not ride all the way out in the middle of the friggin street like you were just a minute ago(he pointed at me...). Here let me show you, you see that white line right there?? thats the boundaries of the crosswalk, you are supposed to stay inside that line. and now that you were all over the road, you were bothering traffic, and were just not paying attention, did you even see a cop, me sitting right there??? i reply, "no SIR." he adds, "see if you werent paying attention, and i wasnt there, you could be dead by now." where you guys headed, i say his house, well i dont mind you doin your thing, but just obey the rules. how old are you guys anyways??? we say 19, he says ok, and gets in his car. and this whole time im thinking to myself...what a nerd! he had big glasses, he was fat, and he sounded like a retard. so we leave, on our boards of course, thirty seconds goes by, and i look back, and i see two cop cars now, and my buddy travis says, "holy crap, do they not have that much to do? to pull over a couple dudes on longboards because they werent inside the white lines?? and now they gotta share the story with another arse cop." i was a tad bit frustrated after that whole ordeal. so we go a little more down the steet, and i look back, and one of the cops starts to follow us! so we just get off, and run like we broke out of prison, but we out ran that fat dude................................just kidding, but we did speed up the tempo of which we were cruisin. but after that, we get some water at his house, and we start back to my house. but along the sidewalk there was a long patch of grass so we had to carry our boards over it,...(we usually dont go on the main streets, we go in the neighborhood streets.) but anyways, we cross this other crosswalk, and this time we carry the boards across. but when we are near the end of the cross walk and to the other side, this little car is going like 200 miles towards us, within a matter of like 50 feet, she hits the brakes, and i say, "YEAH HI, WERE HERE IF YOU DIDT SEE US!!!" and i waved. we we get across, and we are about to get back on out boards, when the chick passenger sticks her head out the window and was like, "OW OW....OOOO BABY!!!" we just look back and continue out journey back to my house. but i get back to my house, and through the window, i take off all my clothes, and get some water, and now i am here giving myself carpal tunnel because i am writing a novel. but now i am super tired so ill just turn in and get some shut eye. and all you better comment on this, because i need to feel loved. well, see ya later!