"Really really ridiculously good-looking."

Jun 19, 2004 01:22

I think I intensely dislike rich people. Like some of the kids who are like totally rich and didn't get any money from doing their FAFSAs are like "Oh you got $22,000 from NYU?! I got like $900! Man!" But like your parents make more than twice what my parents make and I'm quite certain my parents probably work a lot harder than your parents. So like shut the fuck up? I suppose they expect me to be like "Oh that SUCKS!" Haha whatever, no.

I used to really stick to the whole prejuidice sucks so much thing, but I mean, whatever, I can't stick to that myself really. I dislike rich people, I dislike Nazis, I have a bit more than a slight bias against the Islamic and Christian religions, I have a slight disdain for most types of Indians, I dislike Maoists/Leninists/Stalinists and I also have a thing against communism in practice. I dislike bands that deem themselves Marxists or anarchists because it doesn't make much sense. I dislike right wing politics but don't dig extreme leftists. I intensely dislike élitists of any sort and people who go out of their way to find obscure things and be all like "Oh my gods, I like so-and-so better because that other band is so mainstream". Like these shitheads don't seem to know how to loosen up and give respect where it's due. Whatev. The point being - there is no one who isn't prejuidice, but that's something we've probably all figured out by now.

I've played 4 board games today. Sheezus. Cousins and guests galore, we've been having quite the time. We played the game of LIFE, and I was a superstar with a salary of $20,000. Does that make sense? Wouldn't I just be a star then?

I've watched The Princess Diaries twice in the past 3 days, and how nice it was every time Robert Schwartzman/Carmine would appear. What a dreamy guy. Yea, I'd hit it.

...but right up there with seeing Robert Schwartzman on the tele was watching Zoolander again. Yeaaaa.
Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.
Matilda: What?
Zoolander: A eugoogalizer, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, Ben Stiller slays me!
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