An Open Letter to Good Charlotte

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Just stop touching instruments altogether, you snot-nosed little pricks. It’s bad enough that you have preteens (each with half a pubic hair below the belt) singing “The Anthem” loudly in my ear, but you also have the audacity to rip off a lyric from-of all places-Jay-Z’s “Izzo.” The rapper must be rolling in his grave, and that’s hard to do, considering he’s still alive. It’s pretty funny that you think you can get away with “singing” lines like, “Don’t wanna be just like you!” when your only function is to spread even more Grade A, MTV-brand conformity.

You guys sound like a watered-down version of Sum-41; hopefully, you’ll drown.