DO THIS, BEWARE IF YOU DO NOT! *skull and crossbones*

Apr 27, 2005 01:44

If you were able to spend one night with me, what 5 things would you want to do?

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SEE WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO DO WITH YOU! THE ANSWERS YOU GET ARE PRETTY AMAZING

Everyone on my list of friends best be doing this

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dastloofasponge April 13 2005, 15:49:09 UTC
1. Snuggles
2. Go tower climbing
3. Go to a freakin show!
4. Dance like the fools we are
5. Eat.

And I loves ya CJ! That doesnt have to be anon. But.. hmm.. a story? Well there was this dude named Joe, K? And he didn't have a left foot, K? So people called him One-Legged-Joe, K? Alright, see, Joe has this condition, see? Now, this condition was not the most splended of conditions, infact, it was a very painful and unbecoming condition to have. He was dumb as a brick.

Joe, being the brick that he is, decided to go on a journey. Now, this journey would consist of the various things that journies consist of. Elves, Gnomes, Dragons, and of course, Bad 80's rock music. So, this journey was all about some girl or another, it doesnt really matter, because Joe was dumb as a brick and couldnt remember it anyway. All he liked to do was kick dirt and poke corpses with a stick. So, once day Joe was partaking in his two favorite activities simultaniously when an idea what would end world hunger, create world peace and brotherly love throughout the world! But he decided it wasnt important and proceeded to continue in his dirt kicking and corpse poking.

Joe then died when he got the plaugue from the corpse he was poking when he started to lick it.

THE END.

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socialfreeakdom April 13 2005, 17:32:00 UTC
That is the best damn story, like....ever. Fuck.

I can't believe you remember tower climbing!!! I've so been thinking about it lately. I need a fix. You will accompany me when I go. And you will love every second of the totally illegal/life threatening.ness

Oh we'll dance, outside our dreams. Tango, Waltz, vertical....horizontal and then snuggles will follow.

I heart you Jessekins.

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