i hate these certain things

[social_robot]

small sunglasses
potato bread
people who put bread in the freezer
tanning booths
loud dogs especially tiny ones
people who think it's okay to save ziploc bags
when somebody pronounces 'mario' with a short 'a'
people who are all about awareness of issues

but don't worry
i like:

aluminum foil
conical witch hats
mesh shirts
karate
magma the band
light bulbs
germans
scallops

see i am not a crabby crab crab!!