The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto
Goodbye Pluto, its been nice knowin' ya. You had a good run. But 11 out of 12 professors agree:
YOU'RE A DWARF!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/08/24/pluto.ap/index.html
At least they didn't add that midget Ceres. Or Xena or Charon. Kids wouldve had a hard time making up an acronym for freakin 12 planets. Lets see, MVEMCJSUNPCX... nope, nothin.
Harry's sad. You should be too. Trelawney's planetary charts will never be the same again.