omg that took 245789 years
HaVE YOu EvER...
Got your period on a roller coaster? nope
Pretended to be a porn star? only everyday of my life...haha
Eaten animal food? ew no
Climbed a tree in the middle of the night? not in the middle of the nite...
Made up a dance in the middle of the street at 3AM? haha yea
Had foot sex? wtf? no
Slid down stairs? no
Had a door opened into your face? no
Fallen on your butt in front of a set of bleachers full of people? i think i did once, but i really can't remember
Wondered what it would feel like to have six toes? haha oo yea
Tied a cherry stem with your tongue? no..i nvr even thought about it
Ran through the snow barefoot? yea..its flippen cold! haha
Sang christmas carols on Halloween? haha no
Had livejournal entries with more icons than words? yup
Mistaken lip gloss for semen? ew no
Almost hyperventilated because you forgot an element on the periodic table? well seeing as theres a HUGE periodic table on the wall that NEVER comes down..um..no
Tried to climb a fence & ripped your pants? haha no
Ripped a pair of tie-up pants? nope
Argued with a bird? haha only if i had a bird!
Jumped from a roof to a trampoline, & then from a trampoline into a pool? haha no..well trapoline into a pool yes..but it was one of those dynky trampolines so it doesn't even count for much! haha
Left the country? kinda..i've gone to canada, mexico, n a few lil countries off the mexican coast
Researched veggiemite? is that seriously a word?
Attempted voodoo with a drawing of someone? haha no
Sprayed OUST at your dog? i don't have any pets at all so um..yea! of course! haha
Thrown stuff at your fan while it was moving? haha I've put my fingers in the fan
Played sniper in a school auditorium? uhh no
Harmonized to Fall Out Boy on top of a playground? haha no but i sing along with them
Gotten so drunk you crapped your pants? not that bad
Ridden on a bus sporting the words "honk if you're horny"? haha no
Been so scared of a movie you buried your face in your friend's elbow? yea..but he was more than a friend :)
Watched midget orgies from your front window? haha noo
Fell flat on your face while playing a sport? omg yess..it was soooo embarrassing
Made up preverted names for fireworks? who does that?!
Discussed your uterus falling out? haha no
Tried to do a cartwheel on the roof? not on a roof
Tried to have a good conversation with someone's half-naked ass hanging in front of you? haha no
Blared Manson in front of your Mom? no
Pegged someone in the face with a tennis ball? um..no
Tried having a conversation in a language you made up yourself ((that nobody else knows))? haha yea me n alannah in like 5th grade
Played a sport against a lesbian chewbacka team? what?
Tried to play checkers on your checkered shoes? what no?
Tried to go sledding on ice? haha yea
Gone to the movies wearing a sombrero? nope
Had to sit in a handicap movie theater? whats the dif. between a handicap and a reg?
Passed out while visiting someone in a hospital? no but i've felt like going to sleep cuz i had been there for 24657891 years
Put up an advertisement for your big toe on your mirror? what??
Coated your face in glitter? probally wen i was lil
Colored pictures of lambs while listening to heavy metal music? haha no
Jumped on a trampoline during a thunderstorm? actually yea..
Hugged a telephone pole? ew no, w/ all the dog piss on the bottom i wouldn''t go near it!
Been so into a song while you were dancing in the shower that you fell? haha no
Tried to pierce yourself? no but i have most def. thought about it
Streaked across a stage? haha nooo
Had a tuba fall on your head? no
Been able to fit yourself in a small space as a teenager (i.e.an armoir, a dresser, a small closet)? yea if i was a lot smaller
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose? nope
Slid across the room on a broken chair? not a broken chair
Talked to someone on the phone using a karaoke machine? um..no
Eaten Veggiemite? wtf? no
Eaten pickled bologna? ew no
Spelled "bologna" as "baloney" & felt stupid? haha yea
Jumped off six-foot stairs? sure...hhaa
Made a hopscotch that went past 100? no i think the most i did was like 20
Made a lightbulb explode? omg that would be awsome! but um no
Peed on a dog? what?? noo
Peed your pants in front of your crush? omg that would be emarrassing, but no
Been temporarily amused by round light? haha well...
Made green pancakes? ew no
Tried to defrost your ears in the freezer? what? no
Hidden an egg when it wasn't Easter? who does that?
Tried to make love to cookie dough? haha these quetion r seriously retarded
Forgot the sugar in a cookie recipe? i don't cook
Eaten a banana wrapped in cheese? ew no
Gone to your namesake website, only to find it a porn site? i've googled my name before
Sang Christmas Carols to a zookeeper in January? to a zookeeper? wtf?
Made a tour video of your own house? haha actually yea
Named each of your fingers? nope
Made wax mushrooms? what? no
Hunted a skunk? ewwww no
Made up songs about random people at the beach? haha no but we've named them
Been chased by a flock of seagulls? nope
Been jealous of how gorgeous your own mom is? no
Contemplated why the color of subway's walls is the way it is?no i nvr even thought about subways colors...what r they're colors anyway?
Had a brief moment where you thought your best friend was a pedophile? um..no
Had to be careful where you hugged your boyfriend because he was so sunburned? haha no
Had an old pizza box thrown at your face? ew no
Had someone not believe that chicken fries were real? what?
Off-roaded next to a condom factory? i don't even kno if they have one around here..
Had to stuff a pinata, but really you & your best friend ate most of the candy yourselves? haha yeaa
Thought a chipmunk was living in your attic, & was laughing at you? haha well there was a squirell one time..that was annoying...
Thought your microwave was possessed? uh..no
Made a styrofoam plate into someone's face? haha yeaa
Almost been pushed into a dirty lake? nope
Oogled a cute pig in a store window, only to find that it was really your reflection? how can u confuse the 2? and who would that be a diss to, u or the "pig"? hha
Made a leaning tower of starbucks? haha no
Created dances while on roller coasters? no
Attempted to learn the Six Flags Dance? hah yea
Been so excited to go on a 100 mph roller coaster, but been scared to go on a 10 mph water ride? yea
Threatened to fall off a fence into a pile of rocks? o yea everyday ahah
Sang "The Chicken Dance" in line for a roller coaster? haha yea
Gotten a fake tattoo of some boy's name in Mexico? no
Had a hysterical laugh attack at 4 AM? omg yea
Tried to fly in a small room? i've tried to fly...
Got your period on a roller coaster? nope
Pretended to be a porn star? only everyday of my life...haha
Eaten animal food? ew no
Climbed a tree in the middle of the night? not in the middle of the nite...
Made up a dance in the middle of the street at 3AM? haha yea
Had foot sex? wtf? no
Slid down stairs? no
Had a door opened into your face? no
Fallen on your butt in front of a set of bleachers full of people? i think i did once, but i really can't remember
Wondered what it would feel like to have six toes? haha oo yea
Tied a cherry stem with your tongue? no..i nvr even thought about it
Ran through the snow barefoot? yea..its flippen cold! haha
Sang christmas carols on Halloween? haha no
Had livejournal entries with more icons than words? yup
Mistaken lip gloss for semen? ew no
Almost hyperventilated because you forgot an element on the periodic table? well seeing as theres a HUGE periodic table on the wall that NEVER comes down..um..no
Tried to climb a fence & ripped your pants? haha no
Ripped a pair of tie-up pants? nope
Argued with a bird? haha only if i had a bird!
Jumped from a roof to a trampoline, & then from a trampoline into a pool? haha no..well trapoline into a pool yes..but it was one of those dynky trampolines so it doesn't even count for much! haha
Left the country? kinda..i've gone to canada, mexico, n a few lil countries off the mexican coast
Researched veggiemite? is that seriously a word?
Attempted voodoo with a drawing of someone? haha no
Sprayed OUST at your dog? i don't have any pets at all so um..yea! of course! haha
Thrown stuff at your fan while it was moving? haha I've put my fingers in the fan
Played sniper in a school auditorium? uhh no
Harmonized to Fall Out Boy on top of a playground? haha no but i sing along with them
Gotten so drunk you crapped your pants? not that bad
Ridden on a bus sporting the words "honk if you're horny"? haha no
Been so scared of a movie you buried your face in your friend's elbow? yea..but he was more than a friend :)
Watched midget orgies from your front window? haha noo
Fell flat on your face while playing a sport? omg yess..it was soooo embarrassing
Made up preverted names for fireworks? who does that?!
Discussed your uterus falling out? haha no
Tried to do a cartwheel on the roof? not on a roof
Tried to have a good conversation with someone's half-naked ass hanging in front of you? haha no
Blared Manson in front of your Mom? no
Pegged someone in the face with a tennis ball? um..no
Tried having a conversation in a language you made up yourself ((that nobody else knows))? haha yea me n alannah in like 5th grade
Played a sport against a lesbian chewbacka team? what?
Tried to play checkers on your checkered shoes? what no?
Tried to go sledding on ice? haha yea
Gone to the movies wearing a sombrero? nope
Had to sit in a handicap movie theater? whats the dif. between a handicap and a reg?
Passed out while visiting someone in a hospital? no but i've felt like going to sleep cuz i had been there for 24657891 years
Put up an advertisement for your big toe on your mirror? what??
Coated your face in glitter? probally wen i was lil
Colored pictures of lambs while listening to heavy metal music? haha no
Jumped on a trampoline during a thunderstorm? actually yea..
Hugged a telephone pole? ew no, w/ all the dog piss on the bottom i wouldn''t go near it!
Been so into a song while you were dancing in the shower that you fell? haha no
Tried to pierce yourself? no but i have most def. thought about it
Streaked across a stage? haha nooo
Had a tuba fall on your head? no
Been able to fit yourself in a small space as a teenager (i.e.an armoir, a dresser, a small closet)? yea if i was a lot smaller
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose? nope
Slid across the room on a broken chair? not a broken chair
Talked to someone on the phone using a karaoke machine? um..no
Eaten Veggiemite? wtf? no
Eaten pickled bologna? ew no
Spelled "bologna" as "baloney" & felt stupid? haha yea
Jumped off six-foot stairs? sure...hhaa
Made a hopscotch that went past 100? no i think the most i did was like 20
Made a lightbulb explode? omg that would be awsome! but um no
Peed on a dog? what?? noo
Peed your pants in front of your crush? omg that would be emarrassing, but no
Been temporarily amused by round light? haha well...
Made green pancakes? ew no
Tried to defrost your ears in the freezer? what? no
Hidden an egg when it wasn't Easter? who does that?
Tried to make love to cookie dough? haha these quetion r seriously retarded
Forgot the sugar in a cookie recipe? i don't cook
Eaten a banana wrapped in cheese? ew no
Gone to your namesake website, only to find it a porn site? i've googled my name before
Sang Christmas Carols to a zookeeper in January? to a zookeeper? wtf?
Made a tour video of your own house? haha actually yea
Named each of your fingers? nope
Made wax mushrooms? what? no
Hunted a skunk? ewwww no
Made up songs about random people at the beach? haha no but we've named them
Been chased by a flock of seagulls? nope
Been jealous of how gorgeous your own mom is? no
Contemplated why the color of subway's walls is the way it is?no i nvr even thought about subways colors...what r they're colors anyway?
Had a brief moment where you thought your best friend was a pedophile? um..no
Had to be careful where you hugged your boyfriend because he was so sunburned? haha no
Had an old pizza box thrown at your face? ew no
Had someone not believe that chicken fries were real? what?
Off-roaded next to a condom factory? i don't even kno if they have one around here..
Had to stuff a pinata, but really you & your best friend ate most of the candy yourselves? haha yeaa
Thought a chipmunk was living in your attic, & was laughing at you? haha well there was a squirell one time..that was annoying...
Thought your microwave was possessed? uh..no
Made a styrofoam plate into someone's face? haha yeaa
Almost been pushed into a dirty lake? nope
Oogled a cute pig in a store window, only to find that it was really your reflection? how can u confuse the 2? and who would that be a diss to, u or the "pig"? hha
Made a leaning tower of starbucks? haha no
Created dances while on roller coasters? no
Attempted to learn the Six Flags Dance? hah yea
Been so excited to go on a 100 mph roller coaster, but been scared to go on a 10 mph water ride? yea
Threatened to fall off a fence into a pile of rocks? o yea everyday ahah
Sang "The Chicken Dance" in line for a roller coaster? haha yea
Gotten a fake tattoo of some boy's name in Mexico? no
Had a hysterical laugh attack at 4 AM? omg yea
Tried to fly in a small room? i've tried to fly...