The sickest stuff you've ever seen
Ok peeps,
I totally saw one of the sickest things I ever saw today. O. M. G.
I was innocently heating up my Chef Boyardie(sp?) in a little travel bowl, (courtesy of GPA's) in the poor, radioactive, only a year-old microwave that is the property of my year in ther faculty. As I was doing this, I noticed a really rank smell, but assumed it was the nasty-ass fridge, who'd probably never been cleaned out in its lifetime of serving the elitist people of our faculty. Whatev. Right? WRONGO. So I'm enjoying my now heated up macaroni and beef, sitting down...and I don't really notice the smell so much. After I had finished, I was snooping around in the fridge to see if anyone had anything remotely edible in there...just for curiousity's sake, I mean I had just eaten and I needed to kill time until my mom came to pick me up. After closing said disgusting fridge, I then happened to glance at the top of the fridge. (!) My surprise...there's a purse! Wanting to know if it was someone I knew and could return it to, I open it up....when I realize that said rank smell got stronger as I opened the mysterious purse. I peered inside and saw a...empty water bottle. Ok....then a spare diaper....? Which raised my suspisions for the smell to be human waste in nature. I started to put down the purse in hesitance WHEN I noticed that the smell was *NOT* from the diaper...as I said, it appeared to be folded and quite unused...but to a USED, NASTY pad right beside it! SHIT SON THAT'S DISGUSTING! WHO THE HECK DOES THAT?! In horror I toss the purse (gently so as not to disturb the evil within) back onto the top of the fridge, promptly grab a huge piece of unused cardboard and write a giant note upon it that stated the contents of the purse and my disgust. Then I sprinted for the bathroom washed my hands three time, wiped my face off, then disinfected my hands with my antibacterial cream! HORRORS!
Oh, and I can't wait until someone shows you. I'm not the one to do it, but I hope I'm there to see someone else teach you what it's all about. You will be shocked out of your pants hun. It'll be so amazing.
-SoccerChicka, sincerely DISGUSTED!
I totally saw one of the sickest things I ever saw today. O. M. G.
I was innocently heating up my Chef Boyardie(sp?) in a little travel bowl, (courtesy of GPA's) in the poor, radioactive, only a year-old microwave that is the property of my year in ther faculty. As I was doing this, I noticed a really rank smell, but assumed it was the nasty-ass fridge, who'd probably never been cleaned out in its lifetime of serving the elitist people of our faculty. Whatev. Right? WRONGO. So I'm enjoying my now heated up macaroni and beef, sitting down...and I don't really notice the smell so much. After I had finished, I was snooping around in the fridge to see if anyone had anything remotely edible in there...just for curiousity's sake, I mean I had just eaten and I needed to kill time until my mom came to pick me up. After closing said disgusting fridge, I then happened to glance at the top of the fridge. (!) My surprise...there's a purse! Wanting to know if it was someone I knew and could return it to, I open it up....when I realize that said rank smell got stronger as I opened the mysterious purse. I peered inside and saw a...empty water bottle. Ok....then a spare diaper....? Which raised my suspisions for the smell to be human waste in nature. I started to put down the purse in hesitance WHEN I noticed that the smell was *NOT* from the diaper...as I said, it appeared to be folded and quite unused...but to a USED, NASTY pad right beside it! SHIT SON THAT'S DISGUSTING! WHO THE HECK DOES THAT?! In horror I toss the purse (gently so as not to disturb the evil within) back onto the top of the fridge, promptly grab a huge piece of unused cardboard and write a giant note upon it that stated the contents of the purse and my disgust. Then I sprinted for the bathroom washed my hands three time, wiped my face off, then disinfected my hands with my antibacterial cream! HORRORS!
Oh, and I can't wait until someone shows you. I'm not the one to do it, but I hope I'm there to see someone else teach you what it's all about. You will be shocked out of your pants hun. It'll be so amazing.
-SoccerChicka, sincerely DISGUSTED!