1. when and how did we meet:5th grade softball,i glorified you and you shunned me because i was a clingy awkward freak then 2. have you ever seen me with my shirt off:yeah-with a bra on 3. have you ever seen me cry:yeah 4. describe me in four adjectives:BAP,ugly,gross,drunk 5. if we could spend a day together what would we do:the same fucking thing we always do rorie. 6. have we ever gotten in a fight:sixth grade when i put that sign on your locker 7. if you could give me a present, what would it be:a new face 8. would you hug me:no 9. what do you really think of me:cock sucking whore 10. have we ever kissed:i don't kiss and tell 11. has there ever been anything you wanted to tell me, but were scared to:no 12. want to make out:not with you 13. name one thing you don't like about me:your usage of hyphens, i hate how every time you have a small ailment you're gonna die, i hate how you flip the channels so aggressively, i hate how you open drawers and sometimes dont close them, i hate how you breath when you are sleeping,i hate that little mole on your leg, i hate how you never put anything in caps or use correct grammar on your journal, i hate how you have no structure, i hate how you eat spaghetti and meatballs out of the can, i hate how fast you eat, i hate how you don't use a wallet you just throw your money in your purse, i hate how you drive,i hate how you hold onto the door when i make a sharp turn, i hate how you pretend to push the break when i havent pushed it yet and there is still plenty of time, i hate how you color, i hate how you write, i hate how you can understand when people speak french but you yourself can't speak it, i hate how you constantly brush your teeth, i hate how goofy you look in your 9th grade picture, i hate how you are always cleaning, i hate how you listen to the radio through the tv,i hate how you always eat fig newtons, i hate how you make fun of me for mowing the grass when you drive by, i hate how you watch maury all the time, i hate the way you talk, i hate the way you vaccum, i hate the way you bought bandanas, i think that shall suffice for now. i heartcha.
2. have you ever seen me with my shirt off:yeah-with a bra on
3. have you ever seen me cry:yeah
4. describe me in four adjectives:BAP,ugly,gross,drunk
5. if we could spend a day together what would we do:the same fucking thing we always do rorie.
6. have we ever gotten in a fight:sixth grade when i put that sign on your locker
7. if you could give me a present, what would it be:a new face
8. would you hug me:no
9. what do you really think of me:cock sucking whore
10. have we ever kissed:i don't kiss and tell
11. has there ever been anything you wanted to tell me, but were scared to:no
12. want to make out:not with you
13. name one thing you don't like about me:your usage of hyphens, i hate how every time you have a small ailment you're gonna die, i hate how you flip the channels so aggressively, i hate how you open drawers and sometimes dont close them, i hate how you breath when you are sleeping,i hate that little mole on your leg, i hate how you never put anything in caps or use correct grammar on your journal, i hate how you have no structure, i hate how you eat spaghetti and meatballs out of the can, i hate how fast you eat, i hate how you don't use a wallet you just throw your money in your purse, i hate how you drive,i hate how you hold onto the door when i make a sharp turn, i hate how you pretend to push the break when i havent pushed it yet and there is still plenty of time, i hate how you color, i hate how you write, i hate how you can understand when people speak french but you yourself can't speak it, i hate how you constantly brush your teeth, i hate how goofy you look in your 9th grade picture, i hate how you are always cleaning, i hate how you listen to the radio through the tv,i hate how you always eat fig newtons, i hate how you make fun of me for mowing the grass when you drive by, i hate how you watch maury all the time, i hate the way you talk, i hate the way you vaccum, i hate the way you bought bandanas, i think that shall suffice for now. i heartcha.
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