Oct 08, 2004 19:06
hey guys !people keep telling me i need to write more in here so i'm gunna try to write more just so you losers can read it! yah..im so excited cuz rockledges homecoming is tomorrow and its gunna be fun!! im still pissed tho cuz i really wanted to go to satellites...stupid soccer!! school and soccer...thats my life! ugh...o well highschool season starts in like a week and im so excited!! i really wanna c what kind of freshman are commin up this year...i know of a few already!(*cough* katie *cough* ella) and we already know they're gunna make varsity! hm...who else...i hope some of last years jv players make it...like brittani and mia...cuz theyre my good friends and it would be fun if you guys made it!! anyways...gettin my nails done at noon tomorrow and im gunna try to get a last minute hair appointment..if not then ill get mi madre to do it...eek! i hope it looks good! well, i will definatly post some pics on here if i get them. but for now im gunna go to sleep! i got a looong day tomorrow!
xoxo Teresa
Do you know Jack Schitt?
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Hoarse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt.