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Today was the fourth of July!!! First Sarah, Jason, Mario and I went out to Jason's aunt's for a nice cook-out. It was really nice to sit and talk with his family and just share a nice afternoon with them. After that we all came home and went to the fireworks in Clifton. Hopefully from tonight I will have a sticking nickname...thanks Jason! They were a lot of fun because we all were there together except for Tim :( After that we headed out to Minelli's Diner. Here is fruit of our labor:
ONce upon a time there was a boy named Rupert. Rupert was a gay man who loved dogs. Is he a man or a boy? This MAN, who liked dogs had a cat named Futter. Futter also loved dogs. WHen we say love we mean "sex" love. "Sex" love in cat terms, means...they set to do it until they die 9 times. But the dogs die once and then they're done so they cat is then forced to play basketball. So...Rupert lives 10 miles into the forest where monkey's swing on trees. Rupert thinks he is George of the Jungle, if only he could find his jane so they could have monkey love that's where futtercomes in... Now, see Futter is actually one half cat, one quarter monkeky and one quarter prarie dog. The prrie dog in him makes him last longer, and the monkey makes him more flexible. The cat part just makes him meow louder. When Futter meows it calls other cats. They this whole cat, monkey, prarie dog, orgy takes place. Then Brian and Jason stumbled upon this massive orgy and joined in. But then they realized, " Hey! Who needs cats/monkies/prarie dogs! Let's just do it together!" SO they went back to Dan's house on the bottom bunk, where it all started. "What a precious memory this is" they confessed. When Dan heard abouit their little...I mean big excursion, he got upset....and dropped his pants. The best thing is that no one got pregnant...or did they????
So there it is...pretty silly if you ask me but that is from Kelly, Sarah, and of course Me! So Happy Fourth of July Everyone!!!!
ONce upon a time there was a boy named Rupert. Rupert was a gay man who loved dogs. Is he a man or a boy? This MAN, who liked dogs had a cat named Futter. Futter also loved dogs. WHen we say love we mean "sex" love. "Sex" love in cat terms, means...they set to do it until they die 9 times. But the dogs die once and then they're done so they cat is then forced to play basketball. So...Rupert lives 10 miles into the forest where monkey's swing on trees. Rupert thinks he is George of the Jungle, if only he could find his jane so they could have monkey love that's where futtercomes in... Now, see Futter is actually one half cat, one quarter monkeky and one quarter prarie dog. The prrie dog in him makes him last longer, and the monkey makes him more flexible. The cat part just makes him meow louder. When Futter meows it calls other cats. They this whole cat, monkey, prarie dog, orgy takes place. Then Brian and Jason stumbled upon this massive orgy and joined in. But then they realized, " Hey! Who needs cats/monkies/prarie dogs! Let's just do it together!" SO they went back to Dan's house on the bottom bunk, where it all started. "What a precious memory this is" they confessed. When Dan heard abouit their little...I mean big excursion, he got upset....and dropped his pants. The best thing is that no one got pregnant...or did they????
So there it is...pretty silly if you ask me but that is from Kelly, Sarah, and of course Me! So Happy Fourth of July Everyone!!!!