I thought these were cute :)
A few things for guys to know.
Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn`t even wait for the damn hat.
Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us eat like whales.
We dont shave our legs everyday- get over it.
Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it`s not a serious relationship.
If a guy is bothering us, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
Go to a chick flick once in a while. We don't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
Don`t stress where you go for every date. We really only want to be with you.
Girls are fragile. Even if you play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
Memorize our birthdays. You forget a birthday and you`re basically screwed for life.
Saying something sweet might get you off the hook- doing something sweet always will.
If we complain that something hurts, rub it for us without being asked.