#Hallo Internetz!!!1111
I just noticed that it has been some time since I posted, probably because I am a busy CEO of a Fortune 500 Co, am semi happily married to my wife and partner, Ashely, and her raising of our two precious (or is it pre cocious?) children, Katie and Thomas or maybe because I haven't felt a need? Who's to say? Oh yeah, probably, me. *shrug*
At any rate, I am posting. I have not returned to start a silly feud for drama (like there is any other reason to fight online) whether it be with a celebrity (I.e. The Walking Dead's Frank Darabont) or an imagined, self deluded celebrity (i.e.
aimercat). Btw, I think that it is high time that I confessed to something. THAT whole drama was a hoax. That character was entirely fictionalized. Surely, nobody could make such crap up and if she were real and as successful as she I claimed that she was, YOU would have heard of her or at least seen her on TV or film by now, right? It's only been like 15 years?
My return is prompted by what else, a passive aggressive need to do self destructive blogging. Again. And we all know that this journal has caused me tremendous loss IRL. I've lost girlfriends (i.e. the most notable example, Michelle was lost after I blogged about her "cock blocking brother") as well as numerous friends or people whom I believed that I had a closer relationship with than I actually did (I.e. Chris, Rob,
oyglavin or is it
designingdreams or something like that...? who all or mostly less cut me off without so much as an explanation).
I was going somewhere with this, but alas, I have been writing for nearly five minutes. Yes, tis sad that I used to be able to write coherent or at least, entertaining posts completely in under five minutes, but apparently, I am rusty. I promise to make at least one more post crucifying my latest ex friend although he doesn't know it yet. And my online promises are meaningful as I'd never lie or would I?