Help, I'm alive
As a pioneer of new media and technology, I have done the unthinkable. I have taken to Twitter. Yes, this is the same medium that I despise for giving narcissistic, BORING, assholes, a podium to share their EVERY useless thought. Even worse, some use it to contact (and ass kiss) celebrities.
I use it for none of the above. I am pioneering ANTI SOCIAL NETWORKING (sure, an oxymoron that I just coined). By Twitter's very nature, it is a "social" activity. Yet, my distinction is that I promote it to NO ONE. And I do not care if anyone reads it (currently, very few people do) and even more importantly, I won't tell you where it is when YOU ask. and YOU will.
Making it so exclusive, in a way, could make it go viral and can provide me with much attention that I can use to SELL advertising. Not likely though. And i do not care.
The lamest thing is when people simply quote their Twitter updates here in lieu of an actual post. I.e. Here is pretty much every post err tweet that I've made in the past several months.
Note to self: Don't eat In N Out double doubles during #TheWalkingDead..
On 2nd thought, don't eat anything during #TheWalkingDead.
At the Kings game, #farmerjohn was screwing up kids by handing out cute pig toys and bacon coupons.
Maintenance thinks that I'm an a hole. The day that #arkhamcity was out, I played (with 3d glasses on) while they fixed my garbage disposal.
Turned on bathroom light, a minute later flames were engulfing the fixture. PLEASE tell me that I'm finally developing superpowers!
Why does #baskinrobbins send ME a coupon to purchase a cake for MY birthday?
Missing NFL football to go to an art museum and drag queen Bingo does not make me gay. Sucking cock does.
Why are people shocked by #AmandaKnox' s behavior (the slutty part)?. Haven't they seen young Americans abroad in Italy #jerseyshore?
This is probably bad taste, but did anyone investigate Apple fan boys disappointed that Steve Jobs didn't announce an Iphone 5?
I'm disturbed. I just had gay sex in #dragonage2. And what's worse, I did it for the "achievement". Is that like "gay for pay"?
I rush home to avoid traffic so that I may sit in computer generated traffic while playing LA Noire on my xbox.
@Twitter How do I get verified?
If you went on a game show and only "won" the home version as a parting prize, would you ever want to play it for "fun"?
If wizards are so powerful, why do they spend so much time running AWAY? #harrypotter
Dear #motorolaxoom, can you please not display "questionable" sites in my "most visited" when I am demonstrating my tablet in open court?
The BEST thing about Blu Ray dvds is ..smaller packaging, thus, more DVDs can be crammed into my DVD shelves. Seriously..
"This card is the property of Ralphs and must be surrendered upon demand". What would you have to do to get a rewards card confiscated?
Someone suggested that I try a Neti Pot. I thought that this was illegal #waterboarding.
Just watched the final 2 episodes of Game Of Thrones. Wow. George Martin's place as my favorite George Martin may be slipping.
I use it for none of the above. I am pioneering ANTI SOCIAL NETWORKING (sure, an oxymoron that I just coined). By Twitter's very nature, it is a "social" activity. Yet, my distinction is that I promote it to NO ONE. And I do not care if anyone reads it (currently, very few people do) and even more importantly, I won't tell you where it is when YOU ask. and YOU will.
Making it so exclusive, in a way, could make it go viral and can provide me with much attention that I can use to SELL advertising. Not likely though. And i do not care.
The lamest thing is when people simply quote their Twitter updates here in lieu of an actual post. I.e. Here is pretty much every post err tweet that I've made in the past several months.
Note to self: Don't eat In N Out double doubles during #TheWalkingDead..
On 2nd thought, don't eat anything during #TheWalkingDead.
At the Kings game, #farmerjohn was screwing up kids by handing out cute pig toys and bacon coupons.
Maintenance thinks that I'm an a hole. The day that #arkhamcity was out, I played (with 3d glasses on) while they fixed my garbage disposal.
Turned on bathroom light, a minute later flames were engulfing the fixture. PLEASE tell me that I'm finally developing superpowers!
Why does #baskinrobbins send ME a coupon to purchase a cake for MY birthday?
Missing NFL football to go to an art museum and drag queen Bingo does not make me gay. Sucking cock does.
Why are people shocked by #AmandaKnox' s behavior (the slutty part)?. Haven't they seen young Americans abroad in Italy #jerseyshore?
This is probably bad taste, but did anyone investigate Apple fan boys disappointed that Steve Jobs didn't announce an Iphone 5?
I'm disturbed. I just had gay sex in #dragonage2. And what's worse, I did it for the "achievement". Is that like "gay for pay"?
I rush home to avoid traffic so that I may sit in computer generated traffic while playing LA Noire on my xbox.
@Twitter How do I get verified?
If you went on a game show and only "won" the home version as a parting prize, would you ever want to play it for "fun"?
If wizards are so powerful, why do they spend so much time running AWAY? #harrypotter
Dear #motorolaxoom, can you please not display "questionable" sites in my "most visited" when I am demonstrating my tablet in open court?
The BEST thing about Blu Ray dvds is ..smaller packaging, thus, more DVDs can be crammed into my DVD shelves. Seriously..
"This card is the property of Ralphs and must be surrendered upon demand". What would you have to do to get a rewards card confiscated?
Someone suggested that I try a Neti Pot. I thought that this was illegal #waterboarding.
Just watched the final 2 episodes of Game Of Thrones. Wow. George Martin's place as my favorite George Martin may be slipping.