The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle.
Forget the oil in the Macabees temple lasting for 8 days. I have a modern miracle. No, I did not see an image of Jesus in my corn flakes nor condensation on my windows.
This morning, I took a can of OPENED Coke Zero from the back of my refrigerator and tasted it....although being opened for over a month, it was not flat. It was still heavily carbonated.
Thus, your miracle. I will present this to the Vatican for my approval for Sainthood or Beaitificaiton or however that works.
Amen.
This morning, I took a can of OPENED Coke Zero from the back of my refrigerator and tasted it....although being opened for over a month, it was not flat. It was still heavily carbonated.
Thus, your miracle. I will present this to the Vatican for my approval for Sainthood or Beaitificaiton or however that works.
Amen.