Charlie Don't Surf
but he could if he wanted to...because he has tiger's blood and Adonis DNA. And that makes him a (wait for it)...winner.
Charlie claims that he is a drug and apparently, he is because *I* am addicted.
I've never seen "Two 1/2 Men" even though I have a friend who works on the show, but it just doesn't interest me...until now.
Charlie Sheen is not only the greatest promotional man, but he is the greatest man. period. Yes, he is truly fucked up in many ways, but he is still a WINNER. And although a drug addict with serious mental problems, I'm jealous of him and his life. He's got multiple houses, multiple "goddesses" including the hot Bree Olsen err Rachel as she is now called as he has retired her from pr0n. He makes $1.8 million an episode and now his price has surely risen. And his ex is Denise Richards.
She is the fun girl that she portrayed in "Wild Things" in which she had a 3 some with Neve Campbell and a guy.... *sigh*.
I've no idea why I am addicted, but I can't ignore him. I've watched him on Piers Morgan (an otherwise dull show), Good Morning America, and his various internet interviews including the one in his backyard with the random TMZ paparazzi, and listened to his other interviews including with Howard Stern, Dan Patrick, and every other morning show that he can find. Today, he even called into the oldies station here in LA.
And I sat in my car in the courthouse parking lot, transfixed.
For the past year, I've been doing tons of legally prescribed painkillers including Vicodin, Oxycontin, Morphine, Ultram, Percocet, Lortab, Norco, Lorcet, and alcohol and yet, I've resisted becoming addicted. Seriously. And yet, I'm hooked on Charlie Sheen.
And as fucked up as he is, I think that he might actually be making sense in a few of his rants as he seems to have a genuine case (legal and otherwise) for being paid his owed salary.
1. He did not have a morals clause in his contract.
2. He did appear at work and was "prepared" to work.
His phrases will are overused already, but I spotted this at Chipotle. No, I didn't actually take a picture, but I found a copy online.
only because I tried to snap one blurry pic, but it was too embarrassing to try again.
Charlie claims that he is a drug and apparently, he is because *I* am addicted.
I've never seen "Two 1/2 Men" even though I have a friend who works on the show, but it just doesn't interest me...until now.
Charlie Sheen is not only the greatest promotional man, but he is the greatest man. period. Yes, he is truly fucked up in many ways, but he is still a WINNER. And although a drug addict with serious mental problems, I'm jealous of him and his life. He's got multiple houses, multiple "goddesses" including the hot Bree Olsen err Rachel as she is now called as he has retired her from pr0n. He makes $1.8 million an episode and now his price has surely risen. And his ex is Denise Richards.
She is the fun girl that she portrayed in "Wild Things" in which she had a 3 some with Neve Campbell and a guy.... *sigh*.
I've no idea why I am addicted, but I can't ignore him. I've watched him on Piers Morgan (an otherwise dull show), Good Morning America, and his various internet interviews including the one in his backyard with the random TMZ paparazzi, and listened to his other interviews including with Howard Stern, Dan Patrick, and every other morning show that he can find. Today, he even called into the oldies station here in LA.
And I sat in my car in the courthouse parking lot, transfixed.
For the past year, I've been doing tons of legally prescribed painkillers including Vicodin, Oxycontin, Morphine, Ultram, Percocet, Lortab, Norco, Lorcet, and alcohol and yet, I've resisted becoming addicted. Seriously. And yet, I'm hooked on Charlie Sheen.
And as fucked up as he is, I think that he might actually be making sense in a few of his rants as he seems to have a genuine case (legal and otherwise) for being paid his owed salary.
1. He did not have a morals clause in his contract.
2. He did appear at work and was "prepared" to work.
His phrases will are overused already, but I spotted this at Chipotle. No, I didn't actually take a picture, but I found a copy online.
only because I tried to snap one blurry pic, but it was too embarrassing to try again.