a sad discovery
so i'm walking down to the hair salon because i have an eyebrow waxing appointment (finally i went, damn its been forever). and then i look into the store windows as im walking by and i see my reflection. and i realize that my ass is HUGE. seriously, i knew i had a big butt, but does it always look like that when im walking? it just looked like a separate entity, like it's living on its own. how did it get that big? i'm like j lo, i need a limo for me and another one for my butt. i'm very very upset over this news. honestly people, is my butt THAT BIG? i know the other lindsey beats me by far, but is mine still huge. please, someone reassure me that it isnt that big. now i'm sad. someone make me happy.