the funness of AP's
i thought this was cute, so i stole it from my friend's away message..even if it does go against my own kind (women that is)
Girls are like APs because:
-You'd rather get an easy one.
-You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-The less they have on them the better.
-When you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the next one.
-If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
-You have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward.
-They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-When you are done you get up and leave.
-Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience
-They suck
And the #1 reason why girls are like APs....
...nothing about them makes any fucking sense.
Girls are like APs because:
-You'd rather get an easy one.
-You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-The less they have on them the better.
-When you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the next one.
-If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
-You have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward.
-They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-When you are done you get up and leave.
-Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience
-They suck
And the #1 reason why girls are like APs....
...nothing about them makes any fucking sense.