Pardon me for saying so, but you look more pitiful than I had ever imagined.
The past couple of days have been full of gut hurting laughs!
Brooks: Why do you buy water?
Me: Because, it helps the children in Africa.
Brooks: I'm an illegitimate child... It never goes away. Kind of like aids.
Haunted houses.
Peach tea can wars.
Gangster drive by's.
Proposing to azn waiteress.
Prickly legs.
Waterfall.
BIG MOMMA BOOTY!
Sushi.
Rice slurping.
"It's impossible to eat rice with chopsticks'
"Duh, that's why asians are so skinny"
Crack house?
Intercoms.
"Brooks, steer!!"
The Most Evil Secret Societys.
"Find a better spot , rere... *HORN*"
Ball wars.
Sweeping the beach.
The letter D.
"Wait... Is that a cop?!"
Car chase.
We'll call 911, and say they started it!
"Caitlin, they are no where near us, Why are you driving into a cove?!"
Hit the duck! Wait... no... I'd rather you hit that person!
Slashing of the Easter Bunny?
Redneck friends. :)
Overdrawing banking account.
"Hey, do you take checks?"
".... Hey! Wheres my catfish?"
"I promise I looked for a catfish gift on facebook'
"Drive back around! Let's make the circle!"
Standing in the field.
'Ya'll stay right there, I have to go pee!'
Theres so much crap in my flip flops!
Caitlin will always be my first love.
"I never eat anything orange.... unless it's well... an orange"
Caitlin's on drugs. Who knew?
No, it's a joke.
"Don't be silly, I do like you! :) "
He can't go no.. satisfaction!
REM.
Turn off your lights! Turn off your lights!
'I think it'd be funny if the headlights turned on.. "
"Oh, and the car starts to roll forward, too? "
"Hey, don't worry ladies, I washed my hands.... There was a sink behind the tree"
Who wants to drive? Not it, Not it, Not it... Oh. I guess the one with the keys.
"This is a dead park"
"OH GOODNESS, I HIT THE SHED!'
Run... run.... running!
Red light in the trees.
... I'm sure there's more but none that I can think of. Its been swell. :) night!
ps. my friends are the funniest.
Brooks: Why do you buy water?
Me: Because, it helps the children in Africa.
Brooks: I'm an illegitimate child... It never goes away. Kind of like aids.
Haunted houses.
Peach tea can wars.
Gangster drive by's.
Proposing to azn waiteress.
Prickly legs.
Waterfall.
BIG MOMMA BOOTY!
Sushi.
Rice slurping.
"It's impossible to eat rice with chopsticks'
"Duh, that's why asians are so skinny"
Crack house?
Intercoms.
"Brooks, steer!!"
The Most Evil Secret Societys.
"Find a better spot , rere... *HORN*"
Ball wars.
Sweeping the beach.
The letter D.
"Wait... Is that a cop?!"
Car chase.
We'll call 911, and say they started it!
"Caitlin, they are no where near us, Why are you driving into a cove?!"
Hit the duck! Wait... no... I'd rather you hit that person!
Slashing of the Easter Bunny?
Redneck friends. :)
Overdrawing banking account.
"Hey, do you take checks?"
".... Hey! Wheres my catfish?"
"I promise I looked for a catfish gift on facebook'
"Drive back around! Let's make the circle!"
Standing in the field.
'Ya'll stay right there, I have to go pee!'
Theres so much crap in my flip flops!
Caitlin will always be my first love.
"I never eat anything orange.... unless it's well... an orange"
Caitlin's on drugs. Who knew?
No, it's a joke.
"Don't be silly, I do like you! :) "
He can't go no.. satisfaction!
REM.
Turn off your lights! Turn off your lights!
'I think it'd be funny if the headlights turned on.. "
"Oh, and the car starts to roll forward, too? "
"Hey, don't worry ladies, I washed my hands.... There was a sink behind the tree"
Who wants to drive? Not it, Not it, Not it... Oh. I guess the one with the keys.
"This is a dead park"
"OH GOODNESS, I HIT THE SHED!'
Run... run.... running!
Red light in the trees.
... I'm sure there's more but none that I can think of. Its been swell. :) night!
ps. my friends are the funniest.