what a dumbass
My dad thinks he's so goddamned sneaky. It pisses me off how he assumes that he's the slyest person in the fucking world. Let me give you a briefing on his idiocy.
Yesterday, Christopher was curled up against me and sleeping in my arms. My dad (in a pathetic attempt to spy on us) was behind us doing the dishes. However, what he didn't know was that I could see him in the reflection of our living room window.. And in the entire hour that Christopher was sleeping, my dad managed to wash the same plate three times. And after putting the dishes into the washer, he pulled them back out to rewash them. He thinks he's so fucking smart, acting like he's just "getting some housework done." What a dumbass.
So Chris and I move to the couch in the other room. And my dad conveniently finishes washing the dishes, then shuffles on over the spice cabinet (which peeks directly into the other room), and he begins to rearrange the entire collection. Gee, dad. You might as well walk up and stare us down because you are as fucking obvious as a hispanic dick in a room full of naked asian men.
Yesterday, Christopher was curled up against me and sleeping in my arms. My dad (in a pathetic attempt to spy on us) was behind us doing the dishes. However, what he didn't know was that I could see him in the reflection of our living room window.. And in the entire hour that Christopher was sleeping, my dad managed to wash the same plate three times. And after putting the dishes into the washer, he pulled them back out to rewash them. He thinks he's so fucking smart, acting like he's just "getting some housework done." What a dumbass.
So Chris and I move to the couch in the other room. And my dad conveniently finishes washing the dishes, then shuffles on over the spice cabinet (which peeks directly into the other room), and he begins to rearrange the entire collection. Gee, dad. You might as well walk up and stare us down because you are as fucking obvious as a hispanic dick in a room full of naked asian men.