dude. srsly. NOT funny. so so not funny.
My friend and I went shopping this afternoon after school for clothes and school stuff - I survived the first week! *yay* - and we had to take the underground (subway, for our American friends). Then this black guy took the seat opposite of us. After, maybe, 6 stations, I and my friend noticed that this guy had his dick out! WTF?
'Out' like 'free', 'flapping in the afternoon breeze' and like 'for (almost) everyone to see'.
He kind of hid it with his rucksack a bit, but it was obvious that he wanted us to see it, spread legs and all. After my friend noticed it, she just looked at me and we changed seats.
Gawd. I mean, what the holy friggin' fuck?! Three o'clock in the damn afternoon, and we're running into a sicko exhibitionist. If we wouldn't have been so shocked the first moments, I would have kicked him in the nuts or something . .. . but then again, I'm pretty fond of my cowboy boots, and I would have to throw them away right after de-dicking this sick weirdo.
And I don't know if it is a good thing that I vaguely know that this is only the first stage for this guy - thanks to the masses od´f crime shows I watch. Not long, and he'll start doing this at night until he takes one of his victims home with him . ..
Srsly. Creepy exhibitionists in the middle of the fucking day? Not funny. So so not funny.
Now there's only "watching creepy child porn" and "sodomy" left on my 'I'm still innocent' list . . .
'Out' like 'free', 'flapping in the afternoon breeze' and like 'for (almost) everyone to see'.
He kind of hid it with his rucksack a bit, but it was obvious that he wanted us to see it, spread legs and all. After my friend noticed it, she just looked at me and we changed seats.
Gawd. I mean, what the holy friggin' fuck?! Three o'clock in the damn afternoon, and we're running into a sicko exhibitionist. If we wouldn't have been so shocked the first moments, I would have kicked him in the nuts or something . .. . but then again, I'm pretty fond of my cowboy boots, and I would have to throw them away right after de-dicking this sick weirdo.
And I don't know if it is a good thing that I vaguely know that this is only the first stage for this guy - thanks to the masses od´f crime shows I watch. Not long, and he'll start doing this at night until he takes one of his victims home with him . ..
Srsly. Creepy exhibitionists in the middle of the fucking day? Not funny. So so not funny.
Now there's only "watching creepy child porn" and "sodomy" left on my 'I'm still innocent' list . . .