Just the other night,

[sobran]

I had THE most amazingly hot dream about William Petersen. Jerking Off. In some kind of barn, where in the middle of the day only little threads of light sneak in, kind of misty. Yeah. I'm such an open book, and I know it. But it was the hottest thing I've ever seen. He still had the beard. Heh.
Oh, why can't you record your dreams? That would be my new favourite porn movie, ever.