10 things about 10 people NOT on my flist
1) No, you may NOT borrow two hundred bucks. You still owe me fifty.
2) Erm, when did you become my Champion? Stop it. No, really. Stop it.
3) It's AM-BU-LANCE, not AM-BLEE-ANCE. Say it with me. And again.
4) You can be my anchor, though I don't know if you'll want to be, once we meet.
5) Please. I'm begging you. Brush your teeth. You smell like rotten meat. Also: knuckle-punches and "Yo, dude!" are not a sane person's salutation, especially when meeting a family member's new significant other for the first time. Just learn to shake hands, you asshole.
6) Yes, you ARE dumb if you don't know the answers to those questions. It's YOUR KID.
7) If you go off your medication because you think you're cured, I will have you committed again and I will feel zero guilt over it.
8) It's really not funny to lean over a virtual stranger's shoulder and breathe on their ear. It's creepy. Go away.
9) It's still not funny even when you do it, chump.
10) Told you I'd turn the water on. Your own fault you weren't listening.
2) Erm, when did you become my Champion? Stop it. No, really. Stop it.
3) It's AM-BU-LANCE, not AM-BLEE-ANCE. Say it with me. And again.
4) You can be my anchor, though I don't know if you'll want to be, once we meet.
5) Please. I'm begging you. Brush your teeth. You smell like rotten meat. Also: knuckle-punches and "Yo, dude!" are not a sane person's salutation, especially when meeting a family member's new significant other for the first time. Just learn to shake hands, you asshole.
6) Yes, you ARE dumb if you don't know the answers to those questions. It's YOUR KID.
7) If you go off your medication because you think you're cured, I will have you committed again and I will feel zero guilt over it.
8) It's really not funny to lean over a virtual stranger's shoulder and breathe on their ear. It's creepy. Go away.
9) It's still not funny even when you do it, chump.
10) Told you I'd turn the water on. Your own fault you weren't listening.