Dear Spenders of Money and Users of Services
Do you encounter rude and impatient people everywhere you go?
Are you frequently cut off while explaining what you need?
Do you ever hear the phrase, "And what is the reason for your call, please?"
Has a salesperson ever begun to look bored, or pained, or like they need to pee, when you're just trying to describe that thing you saw last year that should still be sold by their company?
Have you ever been asked, "And what can I help you with right now, sir/miss?"
If you encounter these situations at least weekly, I can help. Just follow these few easy steps, and I can reduce these encounters to a fading memory!
[Follow these simple steps!]
1. Organise your fucking thoughts before you begin speaking to people. Make scripts if necessary.
2. Don't offer back-story/history unless you're asked for it.
3. LISTEN to the other person, and believe what they tell you. They're doing their job. They know what they're talking about. You came to THEM for help, remember?
4. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY OMFG NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THE ENDLESS MINDLESS DEMAND FOR ATTENTION THAT IS YOUR NEEDY, WHINY SELF GOING ON ABOUT HOW QUICKLY EVERYONE TRIES TO GET YOU OFF THE PHONE. THERE'S A REASON AND IT'S BECAUSE THE INTERACTION HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT POLITELY WISH YOU A NICE DAY AND MOVE THE FUCK ON TO THE NEXT INTERACTION YOU GRATING JACKASS.
Thank you for your attention.
Are you frequently cut off while explaining what you need?
Do you ever hear the phrase, "And what is the reason for your call, please?"
Has a salesperson ever begun to look bored, or pained, or like they need to pee, when you're just trying to describe that thing you saw last year that should still be sold by their company?
Have you ever been asked, "And what can I help you with right now, sir/miss?"
If you encounter these situations at least weekly, I can help. Just follow these few easy steps, and I can reduce these encounters to a fading memory!
[Follow these simple steps!]
1. Organise your fucking thoughts before you begin speaking to people. Make scripts if necessary.
2. Don't offer back-story/history unless you're asked for it.
3. LISTEN to the other person, and believe what they tell you. They're doing their job. They know what they're talking about. You came to THEM for help, remember?
4. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY OMFG NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THE ENDLESS MINDLESS DEMAND FOR ATTENTION THAT IS YOUR NEEDY, WHINY SELF GOING ON ABOUT HOW QUICKLY EVERYONE TRIES TO GET YOU OFF THE PHONE. THERE'S A REASON AND IT'S BECAUSE THE INTERACTION HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT POLITELY WISH YOU A NICE DAY AND MOVE THE FUCK ON TO THE NEXT INTERACTION YOU GRATING JACKASS.
Thank you for your attention.