Blame xylodemon, all her fault…
The meme about unusual things I've done that you probably haven't. So there.
1. Wore a kangaroo suit in a parade once, while working for a professional clown.
2. Worked in an orgy club, distributing condoms and lube and such goodness. Also did the cleanup, wearing full sleeve gloves, a huge rubber apron, and using a power washer.
3. Wrote on-the-spot poems on Santa Monica Pier for a few weeks. (Come on, man, buy your girlfriend a sonnet. Guaranteed to impress her.)
4. Had a food fight in a Las Vegas casino buffet. Which was instigated by Security. (No, I'm not telling which casino. I want to go back someday, and use my real name this time.)
5. Hugely messed up my boyfriend's knee on the night he hit me, and never saw him again.
6. Had a different boyfriend who left his boyfriend to be with me, then left me to marry another woman, then left her and wanted me back (I told him to forget it, of course), then gave up on me and went back to his original boyfriend.
7. Helped several porn actors rehearse their lines for a film. (Yes, there really are scripts for porn. Who knew?)
8. I've washed dishes in more than fifty restaurants, across the USA. (Not including Alaska or Hawaii, though.)
9. I spent a winter in a soddy hut in Manitoba, for a bet. I won the bet. (That'll teach 'em.)
10. I've touched Courtney Love's bare breast. (Eight years ago, she was wagging them all over the place. They were on offer.)
1. Wore a kangaroo suit in a parade once, while working for a professional clown.
2. Worked in an orgy club, distributing condoms and lube and such goodness. Also did the cleanup, wearing full sleeve gloves, a huge rubber apron, and using a power washer.
3. Wrote on-the-spot poems on Santa Monica Pier for a few weeks. (Come on, man, buy your girlfriend a sonnet. Guaranteed to impress her.)
4. Had a food fight in a Las Vegas casino buffet. Which was instigated by Security. (No, I'm not telling which casino. I want to go back someday, and use my real name this time.)
5. Hugely messed up my boyfriend's knee on the night he hit me, and never saw him again.
6. Had a different boyfriend who left his boyfriend to be with me, then left me to marry another woman, then left her and wanted me back (I told him to forget it, of course), then gave up on me and went back to his original boyfriend.
7. Helped several porn actors rehearse their lines for a film. (Yes, there really are scripts for porn. Who knew?)
8. I've washed dishes in more than fifty restaurants, across the USA. (Not including Alaska or Hawaii, though.)
9. I spent a winter in a soddy hut in Manitoba, for a bet. I won the bet. (That'll teach 'em.)
10. I've touched Courtney Love's bare breast. (Eight years ago, she was wagging them all over the place. They were on offer.)