I have an awesome boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend as awesome as mine, seriously.
Through a friend, he's acquired a pass to an advance screening of
Sweeney Todd, and we're going to see it Thursday night. He's not terribly interested in this film, but I am, and here's why:
Alan Rickman, talking about catamites. And gandering. Oh, how delicious...
See? Awesome boyfriend.