OMFG.
Copypasta: WE HAVE TO TALK IN THE MORNING. WE HAVE A COMLAINT YOU MADE FUN OF A CALLER FOR BEING RELIGOUS AND SWEARED AT HIM AND HE UPSET BUT I WILL LISTEN TO THE CALL STILL SO PLLEAS SEE ME AFTER YOUR SHIFT IN THE MORNING OK. (Timestamped 1:29pm 9/24 [OpID redacted])
That's a message from my boss, C, who is also the daughter of the company owner. No, I didn't mock or curse at anyone for 'being religous'. Or religious, for that matter. I THINK this might be a caller I had a couple of nights ago who wanted to know what church I went to (WTF? why do you even want to know?). I told him I didn't, and I wasn't interested in discussing why (because he asked), and sent out the furnace guy he needed. I'm getting good at the brisk-but-polite thing for ending calls.
If it isn't him, then I have no clue what it's about. I only get one or two genuinely strange/annoying people on the phone in a night. Sometimes, not even that. AND. Unless they're really ignorant, PUSHING religious stuff on me, I'm sweet as pie. We record our calls, folks. I KNOW THIS.
I'm thinking C is going to have a few words for the complainer, once she reviews that thing. She'll probably tell me to be a bit warmer, but that's neither here nor there. Honestly, trying to get me fired for not wanting to discuss church-stuff? Fucker.
I should point out that C is very intelligent, it's just her written communication skills that are a wee bit lacking. And knowing her, she was probably agitated while composing this message.