It's time for another 10 Things About 10 People NOT on My FList
1. Where did you think it was going to be, back at your grandmother's place? H kicked you out for a reason.
2. If you love me so, please let go before I get a restraining order.
3. You should curl your hair. It would look gorgeous on you.
4. When I manage to not be exhausted, I promise I'll go shopping with you. Until then, please stop calling me every Wednesday at 9AM.
5. She loves you, you ridiculous boy. Man. Whatever, you're 32 and loopy over her, so stop hiding out at my place or T's.
6. Stop helping him hide from her! There's a very good reason I booted him on Thursday, O lovely doofus.
7. You're completely evil, and I like that. I'm planning to drop by your place of business for some of those cookies, dude.
8. You're adorable and hilarious and perfect in every way, or you would be if you'd give that whole walking thing a shot. Just a little bit, for me?
9. Erm... enough with letting your prescriptions run out before you even think about getting a renewal or a refill. Not smart at all.
10. Why blue? I like it, but what was the inspiration?
Oh yeah, an update on That Woman...
She won't stop calling and texting me, and bothering a mutual friend I didn't even know we had until recently. It's getting stupid. No, I don't feel threatened, and I'm keeping a record for restraining-order purposes. This shit is so stupid. At least she hasn't gotten angry so far, she's just very condescending and demanding and seems to think she has the power to belittle me into wanting her. I'm not sure how that's supposed to work, but really, how many of YOU find it sexy and encouraging to be told you're never going to get anyone else, so you might as well stop fighting the inevitable?
Yeah, not a clever tack to take, especially since it's inspiring me to dig in my heels even harder.
I swear, I've learned my lesson. Once a twunt, ALWAYS a twunt.
And now for something completely unrelated:
Dear callers:
Please, speak up. And not just for a few words after I ask, either. You are on a phone that makes you sound like you're down a well, and my headset is a one-ear model. There are other noises in my environment, even if you can't hear them, and they interfere with my ability to hear you easily. I'm just asking for a little help here. And if you CAN'T speak up because someone is sleeping, please go into another room and try again. Please.
On the other end of the spectrum... your phone is loud. LOUD. People in the next block can hear you via my headset. Not only is your phone loud, you seem to be trying to eat it during our conversation. Yes, I asked you to move the microphone away from your mouth, and I also asked you to stop shouting. If I go deaf, I'm out of a job. Your cell phone apparently has excellent audio pickup, so how 'bout instead of assuming people don't know what they're talking about, you listen when they tell you they can hear you perfectly well, and stop trying to 'help'?
Thank you.
2. If you love me so, please let go before I get a restraining order.
3. You should curl your hair. It would look gorgeous on you.
4. When I manage to not be exhausted, I promise I'll go shopping with you. Until then, please stop calling me every Wednesday at 9AM.
5. She loves you, you ridiculous boy. Man. Whatever, you're 32 and loopy over her, so stop hiding out at my place or T's.
6. Stop helping him hide from her! There's a very good reason I booted him on Thursday, O lovely doofus.
7. You're completely evil, and I like that. I'm planning to drop by your place of business for some of those cookies, dude.
8. You're adorable and hilarious and perfect in every way, or you would be if you'd give that whole walking thing a shot. Just a little bit, for me?
9. Erm... enough with letting your prescriptions run out before you even think about getting a renewal or a refill. Not smart at all.
10. Why blue? I like it, but what was the inspiration?
Oh yeah, an update on That Woman...
She won't stop calling and texting me, and bothering a mutual friend I didn't even know we had until recently. It's getting stupid. No, I don't feel threatened, and I'm keeping a record for restraining-order purposes. This shit is so stupid. At least she hasn't gotten angry so far, she's just very condescending and demanding and seems to think she has the power to belittle me into wanting her. I'm not sure how that's supposed to work, but really, how many of YOU find it sexy and encouraging to be told you're never going to get anyone else, so you might as well stop fighting the inevitable?
Yeah, not a clever tack to take, especially since it's inspiring me to dig in my heels even harder.
I swear, I've learned my lesson. Once a twunt, ALWAYS a twunt.
And now for something completely unrelated:
Dear callers:
Please, speak up. And not just for a few words after I ask, either. You are on a phone that makes you sound like you're down a well, and my headset is a one-ear model. There are other noises in my environment, even if you can't hear them, and they interfere with my ability to hear you easily. I'm just asking for a little help here. And if you CAN'T speak up because someone is sleeping, please go into another room and try again. Please.
On the other end of the spectrum... your phone is loud. LOUD. People in the next block can hear you via my headset. Not only is your phone loud, you seem to be trying to eat it during our conversation. Yes, I asked you to move the microphone away from your mouth, and I also asked you to stop shouting. If I go deaf, I'm out of a job. Your cell phone apparently has excellent audio pickup, so how 'bout instead of assuming people don't know what they're talking about, you listen when they tell you they can hear you perfectly well, and stop trying to 'help'?
Thank you.