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The last week of my life has been quick and to the point. Spent 5 days in vegas then had a nice senior prom (round two). Top Five reasons Las Vegas rules
1. Best dumps i have ever taken. Seriously. I was just randomly walking around and stopped at treasure island for some personal time. The seats are maid for King's asses and they use nicer toilette paper than my house. They also had good music which did not allow other foreign less nice sounds to hit my ears. Truly Glorious.
2. Tits and lots of them. I love the little mexicans to try to pass out escort cards with basically naked girls to families and little kids. They better not get paid better than 10 dollars an hour or im moving and getting a new job. Even the huge screens in front of hotels had nude girls for the shows that they promote. Not to mention, more moms have implants there than in my dreams.
3. Downtown Vegas. Did not give 2 shits that i was gambling since there was no security. Only three people in the casinos were two hot babes passing out mardi gras beads and a scary ass bartender. Losing money is fun. As well as 4 strip clubs in a 3 block radius and 3.99 lunch buffets.
4. Big Sexy Kevin Nash. For every 12 year old kid in the late 1990's, yes i saw him before going into a comedy show. he's not as big in person.
You may be saying "Hey Brant that was only 4 things and you promised me 5". Well I say "fuck you man" in a jamaican accent cuz tits always come in 2's. its 115 and im tired as hell so im gonna go sleep. Irina and prom is definitely worth their own non-tired journal entry so i will try to get to that as soon as possible.
still hoping mark is going to add me as a facebook friend so i can fuck his wall.
1. Best dumps i have ever taken. Seriously. I was just randomly walking around and stopped at treasure island for some personal time. The seats are maid for King's asses and they use nicer toilette paper than my house. They also had good music which did not allow other foreign less nice sounds to hit my ears. Truly Glorious.
2. Tits and lots of them. I love the little mexicans to try to pass out escort cards with basically naked girls to families and little kids. They better not get paid better than 10 dollars an hour or im moving and getting a new job. Even the huge screens in front of hotels had nude girls for the shows that they promote. Not to mention, more moms have implants there than in my dreams.
3. Downtown Vegas. Did not give 2 shits that i was gambling since there was no security. Only three people in the casinos were two hot babes passing out mardi gras beads and a scary ass bartender. Losing money is fun. As well as 4 strip clubs in a 3 block radius and 3.99 lunch buffets.
4. Big Sexy Kevin Nash. For every 12 year old kid in the late 1990's, yes i saw him before going into a comedy show. he's not as big in person.
You may be saying "Hey Brant that was only 4 things and you promised me 5". Well I say "fuck you man" in a jamaican accent cuz tits always come in 2's. its 115 and im tired as hell so im gonna go sleep. Irina and prom is definitely worth their own non-tired journal entry so i will try to get to that as soon as possible.
still hoping mark is going to add me as a facebook friend so i can fuck his wall.