im a drunk conversationalist

[sober_irishman]

Soo last night was fun for somme and not very fun for others. For me any boozed night is a good night. For others, a boozed night means a night sleeping next to mr john. Anywho its the best to go on aim and talk to people afterwards...so hear are my memoirs so when my balls wrinkle i can laugh and scrunch up my wrinkles and be like i was one crazy rascal(thats old person talk)

bvsports14: ure funny when ure naked and acting like a clown
bvsports14: never seen it
bvsports14: but i assume ud look funnh

bvsports14: never get sick
bvsports14: me and my liva are buddies
bvsports14: thats right liva
bvsports14: bitchhhhhhhhhh
bvsports14: (talking to my pancreas)
bvsports14: cuz hes jealous
Bgurl1288: :-P
bvsports14: of the relationshiop i have with my liva

bvsports14: lazyyy
Bgurl1288: crazzyy
bvsports14: mazyyy

Samiam419: have a nice hangover
bvsports14: at church
bvsports14: i will

pinkkdee16: what's up?
bvsports14: nuthin too much honey
bvsports14: u?
pinkkdee16: honey????
bvsports14: yeah i like honoey
bvsports14: u got issues
bvsports14: take it up with my secratary

bvsports14: do u masterbate ever?(that was from like 4 convos minus a couple)

bvsports14: ure not like brant lets hang out tuesday
bvsports14: or lets fuck saturday
bvsports14: not like the good old days

yeah they arent funny i know but i just wanna remember how i sound like.

um yeah college is kinda big in life isnt it

wake forest-accepted
duke-rejected
vanderbilt-accepted
uva-waitlisted
richmond-accepted($$$)
uconn-accepted($$$)
Notre Dame-waitlisted
BC-accepted

80% chance going to wake forest so im a fucking deamon deacon now! so psyched its really a kickass school. To tell the truth i didnt ike the atomosphere at duke very much cuz all the kids looked down and weird looking. Wake Forest is mucho more attractive. My only other options would be vanderbilt or getting into uva later. But for right now im happy with my situation.

all i have to say is best guys night ever this friday