Urban Dictionary is Funny
The other day on a message board I go to, the members only section got to talking about Urban Dictionary so found some funny definitions there.
"someone who knows the real you..witnesses you goign through changes...but loves you all the same not to be confused with backstabbing witch who smiles to ur face and talks behind ur back" -- guess what that is defining over there. So I guess I know some of those fake ones since one even admitted she talked behind my back from day 1 with the online only boyfriend. lol
"A mega bitch. A bitch who thinks that she will rule the world. Some one who usualy trys to rule over people and is a bitch who needs to be shot ^.^ be carful when around one you might get in to an argument and they might just yell your ear off. " -- that one killed my stomach laughing so hard.
"An ungodly looking creature who often repulses the female gender." -- now the funny part of this one is this is a definition of a Tom there. Now the person who submitted this definition? Thomas. LOL
"Someone who thinks they are above and beyond and acts like a mother fucking bitch!" -- find this definition there. lol
"Something that is awesome" -- can any definition be so overused? lol
"the common name given to a triplet, who is short and fat with asian features" -- someone has some personal shit on there. Like that's not happening on UD before. /rolling eyes
"girls who think they're all that when they're really not; will try to make themselves look pretty to try to get guys' attentions" -- wow. I may start using the term this one is attached to now. lol
"An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality." -- lol. Nuff said. People that fit this definition group needs to be on meds for some disorder.
"someone who knows the real you..witnesses you goign through changes...but loves you all the same not to be confused with backstabbing witch who smiles to ur face and talks behind ur back" -- guess what that is defining over there. So I guess I know some of those fake ones since one even admitted she talked behind my back from day 1 with the online only boyfriend. lol
"A mega bitch. A bitch who thinks that she will rule the world. Some one who usualy trys to rule over people and is a bitch who needs to be shot ^.^ be carful when around one you might get in to an argument and they might just yell your ear off. " -- that one killed my stomach laughing so hard.
"An ungodly looking creature who often repulses the female gender." -- now the funny part of this one is this is a definition of a Tom there. Now the person who submitted this definition? Thomas. LOL
"Someone who thinks they are above and beyond and acts like a mother fucking bitch!" -- find this definition there. lol
"Something that is awesome" -- can any definition be so overused? lol
"the common name given to a triplet, who is short and fat with asian features" -- someone has some personal shit on there. Like that's not happening on UD before. /rolling eyes
"girls who think they're all that when they're really not; will try to make themselves look pretty to try to get guys' attentions" -- wow. I may start using the term this one is attached to now. lol
"An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality." -- lol. Nuff said. People that fit this definition group needs to be on meds for some disorder.