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THE BERSERKER
"there was once a thing. to be loved at that time of the jetAcross. across the bar; do you see? she was dead in a matter of minutes. frost bite and shackleton bribes diminishing the ice caps of prossss. he could but look; a widening there, between peoples to be, anomaly past. i could've had her spleen, why? oh why interfere?"
THE PIRATE
"inertia there! do not heed that one@! Vodan First, taking in the scene, flow with it man! it wasn't her time, but don't worry- you'll have your chance eventually, so cheer up! i must admit i don't have the same needs as you, yet, turtles raping thanksgiving, it seems unlikely. then again you and i seem to be theee. as i have no regard for anybody at any point in time and you have no way associating with them. well letting bluud be bluud; it is easy to say: "GO TEAM SOCIOPATH!!!""
THE BARMADE
"you want drinks? or somethin'?"
THE BERSERKER
"maybe"
THE PIRATE
"tell us"
THE BARMADE
"yes?"
THE BERSERKER
"where can you go for spleen insurance? i feel a plaster coming on, yes, indeed? when were your tits grown? high quality i must say; i'm a professional. yet i'm not, because i'm throwing the humble card down!"
THE PIRATE
"you can't do that! it's against the rules! no cheating! you can't pull a humble card, giving you 50 goodness HP over three turns before you attempt a BARMADE molestation +5 charge! that's against the rules!!!"
THE BARMADE
"...... molestation? wow, do you have the str for that?"
THE BERSERKER
"who cares if i cheated? i still beat you! just face it, you're a loozer anyway! and i win. ha. oh, and i bucketed the german gnome on the tenth level, giving me a 45 bucket boosts making my str over 1000, hahahahaha!"
THE BARMADE
"oh my. i need to start bringing antiseptic wipes! okay (BERSERKER rips off clothing) oh!"
THE PIRATE, DANCING LIKE A DRUNK JESTER ON THE BAR, POINTING WILDLY, SCREAMING "OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"oh shit! peeps gettin' owned!!! fuuuuuuuck! you got that spleen! fuck! whoooooooooooooaaaaaa! Nice! Yeah! owned! lol! :P :D XD :U :E OOOOOOOH!!!!!...... BERSERKER is the man! SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX!!!!!!!!! FUCK!"
THE BERSERKER
"AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! (maniacal laughter)
THE BARMADE
(owned + blood, because BERSERKER is No.1 sociopath in all of japan!)
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/v/O-hUkO13Fy8