What's Wrong Pop Pop?

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"STARKLE, starkle, little twink! WHO THE HELL YOU ARE! I think... I'm not under what you call- the affluence of inkohol! i'm not as drunk as finkle peep! I'm only a little slort of sheep! So pass the gin and kill my fup! I'm all day sober, till Sunday up!" - Charles Joseph Slentz