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by limitedbythesky
sobegurle's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 10:34:46 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 02:41:46 PM
Alco Money! : $ 226
Guests of Honour
caitkennett is a bewildered Buddhist. caitkennett drank 11 Rums, 3 Aftershocks, 1 Sambucca, 1 Tequila.
jennabme is a graceful Wiccan. jennabme drank 11 Mescals.
snailpal is a horrid Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer. snailpal decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
meeperz is an offensive Buddhist who was voted the 'Most Boring Wench This Side of Suicide' in 2005. meeperz drank 7 Kahluas.
istillthink is a vile Hindu and a serious booze-hound who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. istillthink drank 5 Lagers, 7 Stouts, 3 Kahluas.
sobegurle is a spiteful Atheist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who consistently mumbles profanities into the ears of old biddies on long haul flights. sobegurle drank 7 Everclears.
stormysprite is a morose Taoist. stormysprite drank 2 Hot Toddys.
_cknight_ is a heinous Liberal Christian and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. _cknight_ drank 2 Ales.
penguincrush37 is an abhorrent Hindu who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. penguincrush37 drank 4 Stouts.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 4 people barfed everywhere including caitkennett, jennabme, sobegurle, penguincrush37.
Fights
'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed snailpal at a hapless looking jennabme. jennabme merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'
snailpal was removed from the party at around 11:17:10 AM for attempting to nail sobegurle's hands and feet to sobegurle's bed. snailpal fervently denied that the act was part of 'A kinky sex act for Christ gone wrong'
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both meeperz and istillthink will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called jennabme! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
During a game of truth or dare, jennabme admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
In what can only be described as a historic revelation, istillthink informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix
Happy New Year!
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