The new TV series based on the Sword of Truth books is called "Legend of the Seeker".
Richard is being played by this
little boy. (Craig Horner)
Kahlan is being played by this
blue-eyed, red-haired grinning idiot. (Bridget Regan)
And Zedd is being played by this
pedophile who used too much acid in his youth. (Bruce Spence)
YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG.