my odd story
so i was talking to my friend merry on aim and i decided to make up a story to amuse the both of us
superbadguy3000: i'l call her once mi madre gets of the phono
superbadguy3000: yeah that's right i speak chinese...
superbadguy3000: spanish
lilxmszxMERRY: hahah ok
superbadguy3000: so yesterday
superbadguy3000: i fought a lion
superbadguy3000: and he bit off my big toe
lilxmszxMERRY: ewww
superbadguy3000: which wasnt cool
superbadguy3000: right
superbadguy3000: so i was like "hey lion man dude whats up with that"
superbadguy3000: and he was like, "what do you mean wuts up with that you kid person like man, i bit your toe off whatcha gonna do about it huuuh?"
superbadguy3000: and then his possie came out
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahhahah
superbadguy3000: and threaghtend to bite my other toes of
lilxmszxMERRY: good so u can five toes like normal ppl
lilxmszxMERRY: dat sixth toe of yours is soo disturbing
superbadguy3000: and i'm like,"WTF YO i'm tryin to make a livin right here in this buisiness so wuts up with this yo monkey a** lion Beezies"
superbadguy3000: i know
superbadguy3000: !
superbadguy3000: trying to make a living
superbadguy3000: and my toe
superbadguy3000: is not disturbing
superbadguy3000: that's messed up merry
superbadguy3000: would you make fun of someone who had two wheel chairs?
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahhah
superbadguy3000: ok then
superbadguy3000: back to my story
superbadguy3000: so here i am with ten toes left
superbadguy3000: cause he bit off my 11th toe right
superbadguy3000: you know the one you make fun of
superbadguy3000: and in walks
lilxmszxMERRY: eww yea
superbadguy3000: vindiesel
superbadguy3000: and he's all like
superbadguy3000: "hold your gazells george, are you in a bind with these crazy kitty cats over there givin you that stare"
lilxmszxMERRY: omg!!
superbadguy3000: and i'm like "yeah man, but dont rap you sound gay"
superbadguy3000: and he's like "man george you're efffd up with all that back talk to the V-sel (which is what he calls himself)
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahhahahha omg
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahh
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahahhahahahha
superbadguy3000: and i was like man dude are you gonna help me or not?
superbadguy3000: and he busts out with like fifty million time bombs
superbadguy3000: and was like "all right you crazy lion foo's over there in your possie like formation, according to these clocks you have like.... fifty seconds before i blow you bad boys up so say your prayers"
superbadguy3000: and the lions were like "dude we're athiests we dont pray"
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahha wth hahahah
lilxmszxMERRY: hahah
superbadguy3000: and then i'm thinking
superbadguy3000: o crap son how are we gonna get out here in like fifty seconds ok like forty nine seconds ok like forty eight seconds
superbadguy3000: etc etc etc
superbadguy3000: then i'm like oh snaps
superbadguy3000: and the this huge light pops right over my head
lilxmszxMERRY: omg a light bulb
superbadguy3000: and here comes V-sel all like
superbadguy3000: dude
superbadguy3000: "get down someones trying to burn you witha light bomb"
superbadguy3000: and he shoots me with his sling shot in the head
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahahhahahhahah
superbadguy3000: but unfortunatley i had already thrown away all of his rocks the day before
superbadguy3000: because he was throwin them at kids in the park
superbadguy3000: so here comes at me
superbadguy3000: a marshmallow
superbadguy3000: and seeing as how i have a light bulb on top of my head
superbadguy3000: it melts on my face
superbadguy3000: and i'm like ewwwwwww
superbadguy3000: and i'm tired of typing
superbadguy3000: i'll tell you the rest of the story later
i dont know if i'll ever actualy finish the story so whatever yo> gangsta gangsta
superbadguy3000: i'l call her once mi madre gets of the phono
superbadguy3000: yeah that's right i speak chinese...
superbadguy3000: spanish
lilxmszxMERRY: hahah ok
superbadguy3000: so yesterday
superbadguy3000: i fought a lion
superbadguy3000: and he bit off my big toe
lilxmszxMERRY: ewww
superbadguy3000: which wasnt cool
superbadguy3000: right
superbadguy3000: so i was like "hey lion man dude whats up with that"
superbadguy3000: and he was like, "what do you mean wuts up with that you kid person like man, i bit your toe off whatcha gonna do about it huuuh?"
superbadguy3000: and then his possie came out
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahhahah
superbadguy3000: and threaghtend to bite my other toes of
lilxmszxMERRY: good so u can five toes like normal ppl
lilxmszxMERRY: dat sixth toe of yours is soo disturbing
superbadguy3000: and i'm like,"WTF YO i'm tryin to make a livin right here in this buisiness so wuts up with this yo monkey a** lion Beezies"
superbadguy3000: i know
superbadguy3000: !
superbadguy3000: trying to make a living
superbadguy3000: and my toe
superbadguy3000: is not disturbing
superbadguy3000: that's messed up merry
superbadguy3000: would you make fun of someone who had two wheel chairs?
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahhah
superbadguy3000: ok then
superbadguy3000: back to my story
superbadguy3000: so here i am with ten toes left
superbadguy3000: cause he bit off my 11th toe right
superbadguy3000: you know the one you make fun of
superbadguy3000: and in walks
lilxmszxMERRY: eww yea
superbadguy3000: vindiesel
superbadguy3000: and he's all like
superbadguy3000: "hold your gazells george, are you in a bind with these crazy kitty cats over there givin you that stare"
lilxmszxMERRY: omg!!
superbadguy3000: and i'm like "yeah man, but dont rap you sound gay"
superbadguy3000: and he's like "man george you're efffd up with all that back talk to the V-sel (which is what he calls himself)
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahhahahha omg
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahh
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahahhahahahha
superbadguy3000: and i was like man dude are you gonna help me or not?
superbadguy3000: and he busts out with like fifty million time bombs
superbadguy3000: and was like "all right you crazy lion foo's over there in your possie like formation, according to these clocks you have like.... fifty seconds before i blow you bad boys up so say your prayers"
superbadguy3000: and the lions were like "dude we're athiests we dont pray"
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahha wth hahahah
lilxmszxMERRY: hahah
superbadguy3000: and then i'm thinking
superbadguy3000: o crap son how are we gonna get out here in like fifty seconds ok like forty nine seconds ok like forty eight seconds
superbadguy3000: etc etc etc
superbadguy3000: then i'm like oh snaps
superbadguy3000: and the this huge light pops right over my head
lilxmszxMERRY: omg a light bulb
superbadguy3000: and here comes V-sel all like
superbadguy3000: dude
superbadguy3000: "get down someones trying to burn you witha light bomb"
superbadguy3000: and he shoots me with his sling shot in the head
lilxmszxMERRY: hahahahahhahahhahah
superbadguy3000: but unfortunatley i had already thrown away all of his rocks the day before
superbadguy3000: because he was throwin them at kids in the park
superbadguy3000: so here comes at me
superbadguy3000: a marshmallow
superbadguy3000: and seeing as how i have a light bulb on top of my head
superbadguy3000: it melts on my face
superbadguy3000: and i'm like ewwwwwww
superbadguy3000: and i'm tired of typing
superbadguy3000: i'll tell you the rest of the story later
i dont know if i'll ever actualy finish the story so whatever yo> gangsta gangsta