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this guy made me laugh. Tacken from Holymoly.co.uk - cunts corner
Part-Time Xmas Drinkers
Every fucking year it''s the same. Starts about a week before Christmas. These cunts spend all year in Pret sipping Latte and the like, fine, no problem for me, I never go in there. But when it comes to Christmas stop filling up the pubs, standing at the bar, not having a clue what to order, what half of the drinks are and generally getting in the way and taking up the seats.
You then have the fucking nerve to look down your nose at me as I fall into you due to the 16 pints of Guinness I''ve just had. I''M PISSED OK. You come into my place of worship and that's what you have to expect.If you don''t want to be surrounded by people who are completely cunted, who have supported these fine institutions all year round, then fuck off back to your coffee house existence.
Us real drinkers think you're cunts, the bar staff think you're cunts. Oh and if you start feeling a bit light headed after your first drink, you're not drunk it's just the Rohypnol taking effect.
Part-Time Xmas Drinkers
Every fucking year it''s the same. Starts about a week before Christmas. These cunts spend all year in Pret sipping Latte and the like, fine, no problem for me, I never go in there. But when it comes to Christmas stop filling up the pubs, standing at the bar, not having a clue what to order, what half of the drinks are and generally getting in the way and taking up the seats.
You then have the fucking nerve to look down your nose at me as I fall into you due to the 16 pints of Guinness I''ve just had. I''M PISSED OK. You come into my place of worship and that's what you have to expect.If you don''t want to be surrounded by people who are completely cunted, who have supported these fine institutions all year round, then fuck off back to your coffee house existence.
Us real drinkers think you're cunts, the bar staff think you're cunts. Oh and if you start feeling a bit light headed after your first drink, you're not drunk it's just the Rohypnol taking effect.