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Yo, my name is Mike and I really need to cut my hair.
Really badly actually. I know all the girls will be jumpin on my dick if I do, but I still don't do it! what am I thinking!? I guess it's cause I like being confused with Jesus, cause he's the bomb diggity.
Do you like the picture of me in my icon? Lookin' pretty sweet.
So, there's this girl I know. Her name is Dom, and one time we ate dog biscuits and bought fishes together. It was magestic! We also had a slumber party, but she was really grumpy in the morning, and she showered at my house! One time we were on a really slimy dock, and we both fell and got green slime on our asses! We also lit firecrackers off on the front lawn (as thirty dialogues bleed into one)(Deathcab for cutie is awesome!) My favorite was when it was like 10 degrees in may and we were at this graveyard and her nose was running all over my hand. We also went tubing together one time, and we got flipped over. We also pushed eachother off of the floating dock. Summer of freshman year we spent like everyday together. Tons of good times swimming and being on Ed's boat. We also had a date at Johnny Rockets and shared a milkshake. She gave me a bunch of rose petals and we put them on park benches and statues. One time There were kittens in my backyard and she thought they were so awesome!!! My cat Kit Kat also has a really huge crush on her, he drools on her whenever she comes over! We played basketball with all my friends too. It was the bomb diggity. Just like me!
We're going on a friend date tomorrow and it's going to be TOO awesome! I can't wait!
Really badly actually. I know all the girls will be jumpin on my dick if I do, but I still don't do it! what am I thinking!? I guess it's cause I like being confused with Jesus, cause he's the bomb diggity.
Do you like the picture of me in my icon? Lookin' pretty sweet.
So, there's this girl I know. Her name is Dom, and one time we ate dog biscuits and bought fishes together. It was magestic! We also had a slumber party, but she was really grumpy in the morning, and she showered at my house! One time we were on a really slimy dock, and we both fell and got green slime on our asses! We also lit firecrackers off on the front lawn (as thirty dialogues bleed into one)(Deathcab for cutie is awesome!) My favorite was when it was like 10 degrees in may and we were at this graveyard and her nose was running all over my hand. We also went tubing together one time, and we got flipped over. We also pushed eachother off of the floating dock. Summer of freshman year we spent like everyday together. Tons of good times swimming and being on Ed's boat. We also had a date at Johnny Rockets and shared a milkshake. She gave me a bunch of rose petals and we put them on park benches and statues. One time There were kittens in my backyard and she thought they were so awesome!!! My cat Kit Kat also has a really huge crush on her, he drools on her whenever she comes over! We played basketball with all my friends too. It was the bomb diggity. Just like me!
We're going on a friend date tomorrow and it's going to be TOO awesome! I can't wait!