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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I pushed sprite007 in the mud (-17 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole golden_snitch07's purse (30 points). In February I gave crying_penguin a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for chop_clown (-10 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (379 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
soaringthestral