The Raevyn
I've decided to start writing friends entries again but for the sraffies this time. Since Rae is my most favouritist sraffie, I shall start with her. I realised how many sraffies there were when I tried to make a list, so if it takes a while for me to write yours, don't be offended - it's just a really really long list to get through. If only I had this many real life friends...
The Raevyn.
Rae is 21 year old and is born in March. She likes to think her birthday is March 10th but it's not. She studies English at Lancaster university but was born and raised in Northampton. She has two much older sisters. She wants to be a werewolf and will love you forever if you tell her how to be one or show interest in talking about them. She can talk for hours about werewolves. But everyone who vaguely knows her knows that because she's hardly quiet about it. Despite the obsession with werewolves and other scary things, not to mention her scary appearance complete with sharp nail (no S), black clothes and solemn facial expressions, she is actually a very gentle person. Until she thumps you. But really, she's gentle. Seriously. Unless you call her cute. Then she'll thump you. But other than that, wouldn't hurt a fly. Honestly.
She has several nicknames including spud-eater, Birdy, Dark Lady, DL, DarLing, and Elphaba (well... I call her that, I don't think she likes it much). I think she's a lot like Elphaba because she hates water, is a bit prickly, is very cool, wears a lot of black, looks good when green and is very attractive. As far as I know, she doesn't drool. I expect that when I meet her I'll spend a lot of the time unable to move much or see anything.
She's a great artist who enjoys drawing really detailed pictures on MSPaint and making models of werewolves and gargoyles and other scary mythological creatures. Upon reading this, she comments that she is first and foremost a pencil artist and wishes for that to be made public. She hates birthdays but loves Fridays. She likes simple foods and hates pulses. She's Irish and has very sexy, long, reddish hair. She likes The L Word and Amy Lee and Kate Beckinsale (but not as much as she likes Werewolves). She likes archaic insults and has called me a cad, a blackguard, a scoundrel and a raggamuffin. She puts meaningless latin phrases in her MSN screename that mean nothing more than "you have a lot of corn" so that she looks clever. She has lots of equally strange friends. She's not as short as she likes to think she is. She's warm. Like a baked potato straight out of the oven. Mmm potato. She's the best lesbian I know - hardly likes any men (in that way) at all! It's incredible. I feel like a dirty bisexual compared to her. It's sickening. Me, not her. She's not sickening.She's lovely.
I heart The Raevyn.
The Raevyn.
Rae is 21 year old and is born in March. She likes to think her birthday is March 10th but it's not. She studies English at Lancaster university but was born and raised in Northampton. She has two much older sisters. She wants to be a werewolf and will love you forever if you tell her how to be one or show interest in talking about them. She can talk for hours about werewolves. But everyone who vaguely knows her knows that because she's hardly quiet about it. Despite the obsession with werewolves and other scary things, not to mention her scary appearance complete with sharp nail (no S), black clothes and solemn facial expressions, she is actually a very gentle person. Until she thumps you. But really, she's gentle. Seriously. Unless you call her cute. Then she'll thump you. But other than that, wouldn't hurt a fly. Honestly.
She has several nicknames including spud-eater, Birdy, Dark Lady, DL, DarLing, and Elphaba (well... I call her that, I don't think she likes it much). I think she's a lot like Elphaba because she hates water, is a bit prickly, is very cool, wears a lot of black, looks good when green and is very attractive. As far as I know, she doesn't drool. I expect that when I meet her I'll spend a lot of the time unable to move much or see anything.
She's a great artist who enjoys drawing really detailed pictures on MSPaint and making models of werewolves and gargoyles and other scary mythological creatures. Upon reading this, she comments that she is first and foremost a pencil artist and wishes for that to be made public. She hates birthdays but loves Fridays. She likes simple foods and hates pulses. She's Irish and has very sexy, long, reddish hair. She likes The L Word and Amy Lee and Kate Beckinsale (but not as much as she likes Werewolves). She likes archaic insults and has called me a cad, a blackguard, a scoundrel and a raggamuffin. She puts meaningless latin phrases in her MSN screename that mean nothing more than "you have a lot of corn" so that she looks clever. She has lots of equally strange friends. She's not as short as she likes to think she is. She's warm. Like a baked potato straight out of the oven. Mmm potato. She's the best lesbian I know - hardly likes any men (in that way) at all! It's incredible. I feel like a dirty bisexual compared to her. It's sickening. Me, not her. She's not sickening.She's lovely.
I heart The Raevyn.