Reversing Reverse Darwinism
Boredom, lonliness, Cambridge and I do not get along well. So I decided to visit some of my friends in Hamilton. After a few hours in Hamilton we all decided to visit our friends in Toronto. I'll spare you most of the details.
One evening while heading back to my friend Wendy's place we saw a convergence of several cop cars at the end of a street. We were feeling particularly bold that night (as we had been to 2 hipster bars and a fraternity like house party) so we went to investigate. The cops were conducting a raid. A raid on A PET SHOP. Said pet shop had apparently been dealing in "forbidden" breeds of birds. If you ask me this is an awful lot of trouble to go to for a pet bird.
For more on pet birds, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZWDsSATe8&search=%22Dead%20Like%20Me%3A (apparently HTML hates me, so we'll just do this the ol' fahioned way.)
But really, after all that press about gangs and the like shouldn't they be doing something better? Aren't there dead prostitutes to look into? Rapists? Meth dealers? Petty larsony maybe?......Cops? No? Alright then.