....and whist

[soapy_badger]

I could've sworn I just saw Dallas Green in the grocery store.

Welcome to my Friday night.

Feel free to rescue me from the monontony. Or not....you fuckers.

Comments

[blackabsynthe]

At the risk of sounding like a charlatan, who on earth is Dallas Green?

[soapy_badger]

of Alexisonfire / City and Colour fame.
at least miffy knows who she's talkin about. bless your pseudo-hipster heart, miff. actually, more of an anglophile than anything. but that hardly applies to the situation.

[flashwildecard]

Woo Hoo! I wasn't the only one who didn't know!

[soapy_badger]

it is quite a feat not to know of him, and in a way I'm proud of you both.
But my anglophile hipster heart will not rest until ya'll share in the joy that is Dallas Green, you'll like him I promise you. Won't you share in the joy? Won't you?

Also: Kelly, you are the luckiest girl in the world because you have such a marriageable name. Please get married solely for the purpose of creating kooky names. I love it.

[flashwildecard]

Is there a particular CD that you would recommend, or some songs..I've been meaning to sign up for iTunes.

[soapy_badger]

http://myspace.com/dinealonerecords

listen to "happiness by the kilowatt". it's a City and Colour cover of Alexisonfire. in essence, the best of both worlds. he is an expert pianoteer. but my god, the guitar skills... *swoon*

futhermore, avoid "save your scissors". it's the city and colour single currently, and it is so not even the best song on the cd. it almost irks me, but gosh darnit his voice is so pretty i cannot help but be won over.
le sigh!

also: i will only marry someone worthy of my name. this will probably lead to several marriages. kulash, green, kelly, harvey, strade, way, wainwright.... umm... hanson? yeah i dunno.

[soapy_badger]

ps - my sister thinks bambini is a sexy beast.
more or less.
apollo has won her heart. she gets all squealy over him. it's pretty funny.

[flashwildecard]

It's pianist. Some say Pian-ist. Some say Penist, or Pia-an-ist.

And so the joke goes "Yeah, cause I really asked for a twelve inch pianist."

[soapy_badger]

no. you're mistaken. it's pianoteer.
end of story.

[flashwildecard]

No I am correct.
No ammount of clinging to the wrong answer will defeat me.

Pianoteer's are the guys on the pirate ship that push the piano to the side and onto the other ship. Sheesh EVERYONE knows that, just ask Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp: Wha? Huh?

See there you go.

[soapy_badger]

don't fuck with me, sir.
it's pianoteer, and you will do wisely to recognize that.

[flashwildecard]

Oh I think I shall deary.

There are two ways to solve this argument.

1. I challenge you to a "fuck-off" in which we engage in sexual intercourse until one of us is unable to move, wherein the remaining person is the winner.

2. You can go look at this link here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/insert_verify.php?code=200ff741be

[flashwildecard]

Heh heh, she wins...tricky little monkey.