This floating billie is full of freely given advice, but I’m not sure I’d take anything a billie offers you. Also, that mustache is totally fake.
I actually scanned this little guy once and forgot about him, then found him and scanned him again - the two “finished” images look almost completely different. I used the second one, because he ended up with more detail in his face this time.
With apologies to actual Asian persons, who have nothing to do with fortune cookies, phallusophy, or this terrible knockoff of Sun Tzu.
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Having posted this image everywhere, I realize I've spelled "phallusopher" wrong (which happens, when one is writing about huskies late at night); I will correct that later this evening.
Also, I need to get together with the philosoraptor people and totally make a meme generator for this. There are so many things Cumfucius could Say....