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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I donated bone marrow to immarockin in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I stole pink_tuxedo's purse (-30 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for xblackasdayx (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (587 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
soapme