You realize that telling me to ignore something is only going to make me want to know more about it, right? AHA ARE YOU TELLING US THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE WHEN IN FACT IT IS CODE FOR THE CIA? TWENTY-ONE IS MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY (WITH WHICH HE IS MOST OBNOXIOUSLY OBSESSED). CLEARLY I HAVE JUST UNCOVERED A PLOT TO KILL MY DAD WITH AWESOME MUSIC. YOU'RE A WILY ONE, AREN'T YOU.
Speaking of death, dude, I actually finally saw House last night. I think you need a visual interpretation of what it did to what I'd previously referred to as the cold black void in my chest:
Yes, that is William Beckett in sad puppy form, complete with The Sad Lump That Was Previously His Girlhood.
WHILE WE'RE STILL ON THE SUBJECT OF DEATH...FUCKING "BABYSITTING" IS MORE INTERESTING THAN "CATATONIA THE FICTIONAL COUNTRY"?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SEE HOW DEAD TO ME YOU CAN GET? DON'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN. HARRRRRRROUGHAHOOOOOOOOH.
IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THE WAY I AM SOBBING FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP? YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, AND IT SURE IS LONELY IN CATATONIA THIS TIME OF YEAR.
(but homg seriously. THE NOTE AT THE END BEING ALL "LOL YOU BEFRIEND PLAYGROUND BULLIES WHO STEAL YOUR GRAPE JUICE AND ALSO ANY CHANCE AT LOVE YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE! LOL LOL xoxoxoxo ♥"?? FUCKING BROKE MY HEART. I MEAN, IT WARPED MY VOID. WHATEVER. I THINK THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON FIVE SHOULD BE CALLED "THE ASSHOLERY THAT ROUNDHOUSED ARMAGEDDON." MIGHT BE ON THE LONG SIDE, BUT IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN CAPTURE THE DEPTH OF HOUSE'S ASSHOLERY IN ALL ITS GLORY. AUUUUUUUGH WHY ;____;.)
Not as exciting as a murder plot, but at least I finally get my OT3 fic! HURRAH. What songs are you going to use, you hopeless dork?
AND CUDDY ALL CURLED UP IN THE CHAIR NEXT TO AMBER! AND HOUSE BEING ALL SELF-LOATHING AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE AND SELF-PITYING. "I DON'T WANT HIM TO HATE ME." OW OW OW FUCKITY OW. WHY DO I GET THE FEELING SEASON FIVE IS GOING TO BE RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING PAINFUL? THERE'D BETTER BE AN ASSLOAD OF CRACKFIC TO BALANCE THIS OUT.
I guess that would be...why...you told us to ignore it? Because there really is nothing interesting about it at the moment? YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING! CAN'T GET NOTHIN' PAST OL' ELLIE.
CATATONIA MEANS NOTHING TO YOU DOES IT *flaily histrionics*
I SAID HOUSE! WAIT NO I DIDN'T. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? OH AMBER. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES IT MAKE ME IF THE DEATH SCENE/CRAZY HALLUCINATED POST-DEATH SCENE MADE ME LIKE THE CHARACTER?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS INTERESTING IS CATATONIA WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME THIS WAY???
Speaking of death, dude, I actually finally saw House last night. I think you need a visual interpretation of what it did to what I'd previously referred to as the cold black void in my chest:
Yes, that is William Beckett in sad puppy form, complete with The Sad Lump That Was Previously His Girlhood.
WHILE WE'RE STILL ON THE SUBJECT OF DEATH...FUCKING "BABYSITTING" IS MORE INTERESTING THAN "CATATONIA THE FICTIONAL COUNTRY"?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SEE HOW DEAD TO ME YOU CAN GET? DON'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN. HARRRRRRROUGHAHOOOOOOOOH.
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And the prompt table is Ben/Riley/Abigail.
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(but homg seriously. THE NOTE AT THE END BEING ALL "LOL YOU BEFRIEND PLAYGROUND BULLIES WHO STEAL YOUR GRAPE JUICE AND ALSO ANY CHANCE AT LOVE YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE! LOL LOL xoxoxoxo ♥"?? FUCKING BROKE MY HEART. I MEAN, IT WARPED MY VOID. WHATEVER. I THINK THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON FIVE SHOULD BE CALLED "THE ASSHOLERY THAT ROUNDHOUSED ARMAGEDDON." MIGHT BE ON THE LONG SIDE, BUT IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN CAPTURE THE DEPTH OF HOUSE'S ASSHOLERY IN ALL ITS GLORY. AUUUUUUUGH WHY ;____;.)
Not as exciting as a murder plot, but at least I finally get my OT3 fic! HURRAH. What songs are you going to use, you hopeless dork?
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I ... erm ... don't ... know?
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I guess that would be...why...you told us to ignore it? Because there really is nothing interesting about it at the moment? YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING! CAN'T GET NOTHIN' PAST OL' ELLIE.
CATATONIA MEANS NOTHING TO YOU DOES IT *flaily histrionics*
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YES, IT IS RATHER UNINTERESTING.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS INTERESTING IS CATATONIA WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME THIS WAY???
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